Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum
Home
Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old December 3rd, 2008, 11:14 PM   #21
Leprechaun
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Germany
Posts: 5,013
Thanks: 23,651
Thanked 77,923 Times in 4,988 Posts
Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+Leprechaun 350000+
Wink

... and without buying at least three pairs of shoes!
Leprechaun is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Leprechaun For This Useful Post:
Old December 15th, 2008, 05:30 PM   #22
tobe2165
Veteran Member
 
tobe2165's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil
Posts: 4,107
Thanks: 15,711
Thanked 150,981 Times in 4,607 Posts
tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+
Default Pussy X Nationality

brazilian pussy.

Easy to find.No matter what part of the world you are.It´s just like the VW Beetle or flies.
you just can´t miss it:big shaking butt in a VERY small bikini( custom made by electronic microscope experts freaks).
If you´re rich and famous,just relax.They´ll find you even if you´re in a CIA protect witness program.
VERY expensive! Never lost sight of your wallet at any circumstance and burn all your credit cards(you just can trust yourself,believe me!)

Advantages:best fuck of your life! It´s like crack.There´s no turning back.You want more and more.
Also,she can do great cooking after sex to make you ready for the next round(for a short period of time,of course.Once you hooked,she´ll turn you into her maid)

Disadvantages:disease risk is high but this is something you can deal with it.
ALIMONY is what scares you to death.That´s your main concern.Hire some pretty good lawyers before a "Hi!" or hand shake.
Is it worth? Perhaps Mick Jagger could give you an honest answer.

Last edited by tobe2165; December 15th, 2008 at 05:44 PM..
tobe2165 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to tobe2165 For This Useful Post:
Old December 18th, 2008, 10:40 AM   #23
tobe2165
Veteran Member
 
tobe2165's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil
Posts: 4,107
Thanks: 15,711
Thanked 150,981 Times in 4,607 Posts
tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+
Default



brazilian bikini




others






GOALLLLL !!!

Last edited by tobe2165; December 18th, 2008 at 10:44 AM..
tobe2165 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to tobe2165 For This Useful Post:
Old December 19th, 2008, 01:58 PM   #24
bozoclown
Moderator
 
bozoclown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 3,569
Thanks: 11,933
Thanked 156,114 Times in 3,526 Posts
bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+bozoclown 750000+
Default I'll have what he's having

bozoclown is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to bozoclown For This Useful Post:
Old December 19th, 2008, 11:21 PM   #25
tobe2165
Veteran Member
 
tobe2165's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil
Posts: 4,107
Thanks: 15,711
Thanked 150,981 Times in 4,607 Posts
tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+tobe2165 750000+
Default

Funny hat,baggy shorts,sandals,redskin,a glass of "caipirinha" in one hand,trying to stay alive under the sun:brazilian pussy main target at Copacabana beach.
tobe2165 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to tobe2165 For This Useful Post:
Old January 27th, 2009, 08:50 PM   #26
buttsie
Porn Archeologist
 
buttsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: earth
Posts: 12,714
Thanks: 92,252
Thanked 241,298 Times in 12,746 Posts
buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+buttsie 1000000+
Default Evolution of dance

if you know your music it will appeal

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
buttsie is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to buttsie For This Useful Post:
Old February 4th, 2009, 02:26 PM   #27
matt333
Senior Member
 
matt333's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: THE WASTELAND
Posts: 240
Thanks: 270
Thanked 3,486 Times in 240 Posts
matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+
Default Christian Bale/Bill O'Reilly Freakouts! Very Funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auwpvAU2YA
Bale

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY
O'Reilly
matt333 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to matt333 For This Useful Post:
Old February 4th, 2009, 04:09 PM   #28
matt333
Senior Member
 
matt333's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: THE WASTELAND
Posts: 240
Thanks: 270
Thanked 3,486 Times in 240 Posts
matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+matt333 10000+
Big Grin Comcast Cable Plays Porn During Superbowl!!!

Tucson, Arizona Comcast subscribers were in for quite a shocker this past Sunday, when the cable giant accidentally broadcasted very graphic adult cinema scenes from "Club Jenna" over the standard family friendly Super Bowl feed.

The Cardinals and the Steelers clashed during the intense final minutes of the Super Bowl game. With just three minutes remaining, the Cardinals had just taken the lead after facing almost certain defeat. The broadcast made a switch to an initially innocent enough scene which many no doubt mistook as a commercial. What came next however was certainly unexpected.

As the scene played out, a woman was visibly grabbing a man in the genital area while trying to unzip his pants. Then within mere seconds the man stood up to remove his pants, revealing full male nudity on live television. The scene continued, but Comcast was quick to bring the pornographic antics to a halt before they could get any worse.

The pornographic interruption surprisingly is not the first for the Comcast network. In May of 2007, subscribers were subjected to a similar display over the Disney channel. No statement has been made yet by Comcast representatives over the current incident, but what we know so far is that the interruption may have only affected analog broadcasts in the Tucson area.
matt333 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to matt333 For This Useful Post:
Old February 5th, 2009, 05:32 PM   #29
culnrowe
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 73
Thanks: 440
Thanked 1,086 Times in 71 Posts
culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+culnrowe 5000+
Default

Viewers on terrestrial TV in Britain last night saw the live Everton v Liverpool football match interrupted - but only by bits from standard adverts. A couple of minutes from the end and they missed the deciding goal, would not have minded if it was a bit of porn though.
culnrowe is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to culnrowe For This Useful Post:
Old February 16th, 2009, 12:14 PM   #30
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,120
Thanks: 449,724
Thanked 896,852 Times in 60,322 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Default George Bush Mosaic

After downloading this picture, open it then zoom in on it



__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


Last edited by Estreeter; June 2nd, 2009 at 03:44 PM.. Reason: grammar
Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 07:46 PM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.