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November 18th, 2017, 08:28 PM | #1321 |
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bloke57as the original creator of 57 varieties of Heinz products, he was recently fired because he took it upon himself to do research on a new ketchup with alcohol in it. His boss called him in his office and screamed at him. "What do you mean doing you're own research for a new product and what ever gave you this stupid idea of putting alcohol in ketchup. This product is used by mostly children". It was a hot afternoon and bloke57 noticed that a fly swatter was on the desk of his boss. He picked it up and swatted it across the face of his boss, who then immediately called security and they rushed in and manhandled bloke57. His boss said "Get out of here and don't ever come back, because if you do I will set the attack dogs on you".
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November 18th, 2017, 10:12 PM | #1323 |
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November 18th, 2017, 10:15 PM | #1324 |
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November 18th, 2017, 11:26 PM | #1327 |
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