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Old September 7th, 2017, 01:59 PM   #71
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I'm so childish that I keep berating Estreeter for constantly chaging his Avatar photo of his idol Bruce Springsteen.

This is the one I prefer he stick with

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Old September 7th, 2017, 08:52 PM   #72
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I'm so childish I told my date I would like to put my train inside her tunnel...
She got quite mad when my train got derailed
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Old September 8th, 2017, 07:39 AM   #73
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She got quite mad when my train got derailed
At least you managed to get it onto the tracks
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Old September 8th, 2017, 09:08 AM   #74
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I'm so childish I told my date I would like to put my train inside her tunnel...
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Are you OO or HO gauge?
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Old September 8th, 2017, 03:11 PM   #75
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Big Grin I`m so childish that ......

Keep worrying about my plant pal Vinnie


Oh and I named him.
Plus gave it a gender.
Had him for a couple months and the Lil`Chap is growing .
But there`s been no flies around so he hasn't managed a proper fleshy meal still
Looked up how to care for them and distilled or rain water is acceptable. Yet mostly they need buzzing bugs.
If anybody has any ideas how I can attract flies (Aside from not washing my crotch or killing a passerby and leaving their body to rot ) I`ll be childishly pleased to read them
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Old September 8th, 2017, 08:48 PM   #76
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I'm so childish that I think this is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZHrG6lBgt8&t=234s
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I'm so childish I will not let go of my first crush
So I placed her urn on the mantelpiece
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Old September 9th, 2017, 09:16 AM   #78
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That's it I'm going to my room, locking the door and never coming out again

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I'm so childish that I keep berating Estreeter for constantly chaging his Avatar photo of his idol Bruce Springsteen.

This is the one I prefer he stick with

Do I have to use that avatar of the toad that lives in an attic again for a day
I'll do that if you keep asking .... That's how childish I am
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Old September 9th, 2017, 09:43 AM   #79
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I'm so childish, George Costanza is my role model.
I'm so childish Giorgio Tsoukalos is my role model



What's funny about that

I also don't own a single plain dress shirt that fits but I've dozens of T-Shirts which feature Godzilla, Kong, Deadpool, Cthulhu and several rock bands that I wear regularly.

I have the opening dates of all upcoming Marvel movies saved on my iPhone calendar.

I still collect and read comic book collections.

I don't feel embarrassed about any of the above
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Old September 9th, 2017, 12:37 PM   #80
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Clicked your link
Got this



Then laughed as it`s only now have I realised it`s been years since signed into that site , and completely forgotten my bloody password
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