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Old September 10th, 2017, 02:56 PM   #91
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I can't resist quoting a good paraprosdokian (after I look up the word, again):

"I love going to the park, watching the kids running around, yelling... because they don't know I'm using blanks!" -- Emo Philips
"I just got a new set of golf-clubs for the wife. Best swap ever!"
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Old September 10th, 2017, 02:59 PM   #92
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Keep debating banning those who've "Technically" broken no "Literal" rules , aside from not being properly V.E.F community spirited

Oh use "Brackets" too , as they annoy me and I hope my using them will annoy others also



Yes, they definitely need "banning", in (inverted commas).
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Old September 10th, 2017, 04:38 PM   #93
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Keep debating banning those who've "Technically" broken no "Literal" rules , aside from not being properly V.E.F community spirited
Not sure if that remark "resembles" me or went "over my head".

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Old September 11th, 2017, 02:21 PM   #94
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1. Ignore all advice
2. Only buy the edition that has colour pictures and lift-up flaps.
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Old September 11th, 2017, 03:29 PM   #95
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Red face I`m so childish that ...........

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Not sure if that remark "resembles" me or went "over my head".
Well if you don't we don't
Butt the fact you think it might isn't on me
Although it wasn't about you.
Hey I`m childish enough to tell you if it was
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Old September 12th, 2017, 12:56 PM   #96
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Hey I`m childish enough to tell you if it was
Will you tell me if it's childish to laugh at this



Because I have an idea
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I'm so childish, I still think I control automatic doors with telekinesis.
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Old September 12th, 2017, 02:37 PM   #98
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Because I have an idea
Gary Larson meets Jackass!
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Will you tell me if it's childish to laugh at this
Gosh dang (Sorry for swearing ) no it isn't wrong to laugh at such cartoons.
Especially a cartoon joke based on a cinematic classic

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Don't you always


What I want to know is , is it wrong that I now want to get that printed onto a T-Shirt
Hey
You all know I`m childish enough to do it
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lift-up flaps.
Cool, You said flaps..
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