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February 8th, 2012, 06:07 PM

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I wish me a girl with fake Tits

I think these are fake

I wish me a girl with Natural Tits

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February 8th, 2012, 06:17 PM	#52
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,985 Thanked 71,456 Times in 4,151 Posts	I think you're right. Here you go Kurt: I wish me a girl in a bath drinking champagne.

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February 8th, 2012, 06:32 PM

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I think you're right.

I wish me a girl in a bath drinking champagne.

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I wish for a girl who likes jello wrestling......

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February 8th, 2012, 07:09 PM	#54
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,670 Thanked 73,322 Times in 6,969 Posts	Here you are -Edge-, pick and choose I wish me a blue eyed brunette with worn blue jeans...

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February 8th, 2012, 07:18 PM

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I wish me a blue eyed brunette with worn blue jeans...

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To stay on topic: I wish me a freckled NATURAL redhead with worn jeans..

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February 8th, 2012, 07:37 PM	#56
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,670 Thanked 73,322 Times in 6,969 Posts	Code: mellowyellow; To stay on topic: I wish me a freckled NATURAL redhead with worn jeans.. Enjoy this one mate! I wish me a girl serving me a glass of fine wine

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February 8th, 2012, 07:38 PM	#57
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February 8th, 2012, 07:55 PM	#58
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February 8th, 2012, 07:59 PM	#59
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February 8th, 2012, 08:00 PM	#60
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