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She was checking to see if they got the hair removal patch off of her crotch yet. "You mean to tell me that I can put a dick in here? All this time I was fucked in my asshole!"
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She loses one more vibrator, I'm not buying her anymore!!!
You see boys, she has two more holes back here! So, that's what it looks like! I'll just put the DVD into the slot with this device
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FBI agent, "Ma'am, I need you to ID your pussy."
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Mabel's new office job as a pencil sharpener wasn't quite what she expected.
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"Can you see a light coming out of her mouth?" I hope she doesn't fart! You see its flexible. Why last week, I shoved a kitchen sink in there!
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Do you have a caption for this??
This is why you should never drink and fall sleep when your lizard is out and about!
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More cushion for the pushin'
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!. See I fooled you--Check what is coming out the back side.--2. Wait till that ant gets here and watch me snatch him.--3. A snapping turtle can not hold a candle to this.
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