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August 20th, 2010, 11:37 PM | #11 |
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I once told a woman I wanted to kiss her between her toes.
When she asked which toes, I said "why, your big toes, of course". |
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August 24th, 2010, 01:58 AM | #12 |
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The best line I ever heard was when a certain gentleman was asked this question during an interview and his response was "Hi; I'm Hugh Hefner".
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August 24th, 2010, 02:22 AM | #13 |
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-'Uggghhhhh'.....(proceeds to use club)
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August 24th, 2010, 02:56 AM | #14 |
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I remember a scene from the original "WKRP in Cincinnati," where Jennifer is sitting alone when 4 drinks are brought to her table. Following the drinks are Johnny, Andy, Venus and Les. Jennifer asks each of them for their line. Johnny says "You come here often?" Andy says "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" Venus says "Hey mama, what's your sign?" After a thought Les counters with, "Hello, I'm extremely wealthy."
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August 24th, 2010, 02:11 PM | #15 |
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"How Pet, do you like chicken?"
"Aye" "Suck me cock, it's fowl" Never fails
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August 24th, 2010, 06:24 PM | #16 |
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How do you like your eggs? Fertilized or unfertilzed?
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August 24th, 2010, 08:09 PM | #17 |
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The only line I've ever used is "Hello." But I had a friend who had a trick that worked amazingly well for him. There was a park near us and a lot of people went there. Around noon, when it was full, he'd buy two coffees and look around until he saw a girl he liked. Then he'd walk up to her, apologetic, and say that he was supposed to meet a friend but he just called and said he wasn't coming and he had this extra coffee, and would she like it, so it wouldn't go to waste. If she accepted, which was almost always, he'd end up sitting with the girl and chatting, and from there he'd usually be able to make a date. I don't think this would work in a big city like London or New York where people are suspicious of every stranger, but in our little town, it was magic for him. It's how he met his wife.
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The best pick-up line a girl can use on a guy:
"I swallow"
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Humour is the best way to meet someone.
I stole a line from the Frasier show to strike up a conversation. I was waiting in line at the grocery store and the guy up front was going on quite loudly how he was getting steaks to BBQ on his yacht as they go to blah, blah, blah. So I turned around to the lady behind me and said "I'd be sharing my meal with my supermodel girlfriend but she's completing her PHD in biology by inseminating iguanas in the Gallapagos Islands." She started laughing and we were off and running. |
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