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March 18th, 2011, 02:06 AM | #11 |
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If Tuesday Weld married Fredric March the Fourth she would be Tuesday March the Fourth.
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October 2nd, 2011, 12:47 PM | #12 |
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My favourite names combo came from Dave Lee Travis' old show on Radio One (snooker on the radio anyone)
Isla St Claire marries Barry White then divorces him and marries Bryan Ferry so she becomes Isla White-Ferry
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Actually, the Oldsmobile was the brand of car made by the company started by Ransom E. Olds (he also built the truck known as the REO Speedwagon) and the cars were colloquially known as an "Olds."
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October 2nd, 2011, 04:40 PM | #14 |
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If actress Meagan Good married footballer Robert Fuchs she's be a Good Fuchs.
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October 2nd, 2011, 08:20 PM | #15 |
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I posted this in the corny jokes thread. If Christina Aguilara married Randy Moss, Anthony Michael Hall, Jason Lee and Morris Day, she'd be Chris Moss Hall Lee Day.
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If Georgia May foot married Mick Jagger she'd be Georgia may Jagger. Then Georgia May Jagger would be stepmother to Georgia May Jagger.
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If Tess Daly had married Jon Tickle, she'd be Tess Tickle
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olds + lag
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