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February 13th, 2009, 04:22 AM | #11 | |
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2 more, however these are not mine and just slightly off topic but i just have to add them Twinkle twinkle little star, How i wonder what you are, Shine uopn the parking lot As i eat my girlfriends twat Andrew Dice Clay And out of the Rodney Dangerfield movie, "Back To School" "My ex wife was a water sign, i'm an earth sign, together we made mud"
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February 13th, 2009, 09:20 AM | #12 | |
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Always a compliment friend especially as the man Burns was a scholar and poet , also rightly deserved given your class contributions , that goes double for the additions of quotes from two great comic giants (In my book) . Yeah like Roses are red Violets are blue Go fuck yourself - (ADC) If it weren't for pick-pocketer`s, I'd have no sex life at all - (RD-RIP) O, my Love`s like a purple rose That's newly sprung in may Your love is like a fresh summer field Which i want to plough all day - (Me with a nod to RB)
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February 14th, 2009, 04:03 AM | #13 | |
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Here are 2 more i like of his that fits Valentines day Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy Georgie porgie, pudding and pie jerked off in his girlfriends eye. When her eye was drying shut, Georgie fucked the one eyed slut,
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February 15th, 2009, 03:10 PM | #14 |
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this bitch was suckin my cock the clock struck 2,i blew my goo and dropped her off on the next block...Whooa!
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the purpose of this thread was not so crass
and it helps her to maintain some class
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It doesn't measure up to the rest of the brilliant pieces posted here but here's my contribution:
She offered her honor He honored her offer And all night long it was honor and offer....... |
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" Together in love
Yet never in a rut But times they sure change So bloody leave me alone You crazy mad slut "
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With thanks to Mock the Week;
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I caught something nasty and gave it to you |
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Violets are blue
Roses are red I'll say anything To get you in bed
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