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October 16th, 2016, 12:10 PM | #1 |
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Pavel Scratchenitch Pigeon English Thread
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My name are Pavel and here are thread where we mus speak in the broken Engleesh. I know many peeple woh ask why we mus type in the tongue of the England Queen and I are confuse too. but, it are in forum rule-book, so we are good members. My sister say I am big member & she be a good judge, sounds from bedroom.. she is knowing many members So If you have question or jus like to speak your brains, here is this place Pleas do not give offence to every member or be rude to countries or i set my dog Tabor to see you for he are evil and will bite yo on bumside you're frend,Pavel Scratchenitch |
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Unt I iss Mybol,
I zumtymes iss confussled by Ingleess as spokken by nateevz unt vud zumtimes nide elp myzeffel Ures in owp Mybol Tzarczin |
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Fukabloodysheet! I speak English good like You not know I not born here..
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October 16th, 2016, 12:33 PM | #4 |
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Hallo Mr Mybol
I are pleesed to greet yoo, Inglish are a very confusy thing. sometime, I have word stuck in mi fingers, but I have no way to spill it. What are I to do? I say, goggle translat can be help my sister also use a lot of goggle |
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Deerz Mr Pavelz
I amz not undeystainz youz. I aim in mystery Yuri Chernobyl
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Hallo & Greetz to you Mr Yuri sorry for all my confusi
yes, My endgland is not goo, but i try to expand it. Please do no be in mystrie, Pavel are here to help and wherev I am poor, mi sister gives good helpings. She teach me better words she learn from tourist (when she not busy making with webcamra) she also licks it here at the VeF and can help you offI am hope that we talk Mr CherNOByl that are how we learns |
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October 17th, 2016, 11:02 AM | #7 |
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U, U are evil one, I no saya hello to U
Vy U kick my dog and call him fuck off Vy Fuck U
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Whoo Me Angery I no angery, to you, I angrey everybody I cumma to you country, no money, no work, I do nutting alla day
I go da raycetrack, looza da money from dole, an youa kick my dog, ahhh duzza no matter, Vietman man nexa door woz going to eat him one dinner time
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