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Old December 12th, 2016, 09:15 AM   #71
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Welcome listeners to our politics segment with me, Scoundrel



And me, savage560



Savage, tell me, How did you get to be an expert on US presidential politics ??



Well scounds, I have a secret desire to be US Prez, so I've studied all of them over the last month, get all my tutoring from informative internet articles



Really ??? You want to become President Savage one day why



What ??? Think I'm not suitable ???



In truth, I can see your already qualified as a politician, you didn't answer the question I asked



I don't bow to Englishmen,



No, but you do bow to Aussies I hear, didn't ES give you a holiday for 10 days from here ???



Prick, I gotta say though and a quote "Fucken Australians, didn't we do nuclear testing down there"



Actually, we British did



And you didn't kill em' all ??? Damn Brits



Well that rounds up politics for the moment before Savage goes a little too far, again ...... So till next weeks political segment when we discuss with Savage if Prez elect Trump is a shemale and also palo's secret fetish of Gay Commie Cafe's, Keep posting and Bye
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Old September 17th, 2017, 05:20 PM   #72
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, after a long break we're back on the air.


Mal,
What's new in this Sunday afternoon?


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here is nothing special, everything is the same we are just older...


...Maybe you are, I am immortal
Well, Greenman, how the thanks button progresses?


Good, very good. I pressed only one button since the Vietnam War.


Damn it, from where this smell comes from?


Pardon guys,
I have nasty gasses. I haven't eaten apples since the 60's. but E told me that the apple gained potency.


That's a lie, cos
I got terrible gasses.


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Old September 18th, 2017, 03:38 PM   #73
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Am I the reason we went off the air for so long?
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Old December 3rd, 2017, 05:55 PM   #74
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Good evening everyone! Last week we were visited Estreeter in the ambulance. He ended up there after some experiments at home


Hey, guys, you've found me a little bit...


I see that it is difficult for you here...


we brought you some pizza E.

Ooo thank you guys, you did not have to, but now I'm a vegetarian


I told you, Max, this was a throwing money.
BTW E, look who came with us


Hey buddy how are you

Whats'up Greenie, I see you came with an empty hands
You're stingy as well as thanks button



I hope you're okay here. I did not really have fun when I was here...


''I had problems with the feet, they smelled very bad,
nobody entered the room...''

''...there was one doctor who was pushed his hand in my...''











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Old December 4th, 2017, 07:01 AM   #75
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Oh and sorry E, Hertz suggested I try some (make sure there'd be no threat to E's life) so I taste tested it



Enjoy
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Old December 4th, 2017, 01:52 PM   #76
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GAIL, GET OUT OF THE FLAT! THE WIFE'S COMING HOME!
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Gooooooood Mornin' Max and Happy New year and happy New Year to all our listeners



Max!!! Max !!! Wake the fuck Up !!!!




Huh, Whaaaaa



Max, we're on air,




Mornin' all, who's our guest today E



Well Melchior , you know him



Gee



I ain't happy here



for that Melchy


Well, I'm going for a dump during ad break



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Old January 6th, 2018, 11:24 AM   #78
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2018 starts well !
Have some fun with VEF Radio.
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And have some dirty dreams brothers! .........






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