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Old December 3rd, 2017, 04:17 PM   #131
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Red face You're so fucking dumb that......

Agreed to let a first date pay her half at the restaurant , as didn't realise six years later she`d bellowingly bring it up during an argument about times you weren't a gentleman
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Old December 4th, 2017, 07:11 AM   #132
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That you decided to cock drugs together with your chemist teacher
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Old December 5th, 2017, 02:46 AM   #133
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... you think Americans killed off all the Buffalo in the 1800's, just so they could roast their wings
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Old December 5th, 2017, 10:01 AM   #134
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You are so fucking dumb that you need a survival guide that says : Inhale. Exhale. Do not shit on the streets.
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You are so fucking stupid that you ask your wife : 'Who the other dad?' when she gives birth to twins.
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You are so fucking dumb that you run through the entire house when showering because you are using Wash & Go.
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That you name your child after a massmurdering son of a b*****
So please stop naming your son Charles
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You're so fucking dumb the phone store refused to sell you a smart phone on principal
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Old December 6th, 2017, 08:40 PM   #139
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You believe your wife when she tells you that you were the first
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