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December 3rd, 2017, 04:17 PM | #131 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Agreed to let a first date pay her half at the restaurant , as didn't realise six years later she`d bellowingly bring it up during an argument about times you weren't a gentleman
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December 4th, 2017, 07:11 AM | #132 |
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That you decided to cock drugs together with your chemist teacher
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December 5th, 2017, 02:46 AM | #133 |
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... you think Americans killed off all the Buffalo in the 1800's, just so they could roast their wings
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December 5th, 2017, 10:01 AM | #134 |
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You are so fucking dumb that you need a survival guide that says : Inhale. Exhale. Do not shit on the streets.
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December 5th, 2017, 10:19 AM | #135 |
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You are so fucking stupid that you ask your wife : 'Who the other dad?' when she gives birth to twins.
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December 5th, 2017, 10:20 AM | #136 |
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You are so fucking dumb that you run through the entire house when showering because you are using Wash & Go.
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December 5th, 2017, 08:22 PM | #137 |
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That you name your child after a massmurdering son of a b*****
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December 6th, 2017, 01:44 PM | #138 |
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You're so fucking dumb the phone store refused to sell you a smart phone on principal
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December 6th, 2017, 08:40 PM | #139 |
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You believe your wife when she tells you that you were the first
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June 24th, 2018, 05:29 PM | #140 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Took an umbrella to the cinema when went to see Purple Rain
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