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May 12th, 2009, 02:36 AM	#21
jodale Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 130 Thanks: 645 Thanked 1,388 Times in 124 Posts	When i said that I wanted to see how your garden growed I didn't mean out your ass.--And just because you are pissed,quit putting Miracle Grow in my underwear.

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Well Doctor, I said to him "this is your first meal as a vegetarian" then next thing I know I'm waking up in Hospital.

Bugs Bunny was really looking forward to lunch.

That's what it says on the packet, plant somewhere warm and in good light.

She fell for the old "Hide The Carrot" routine!

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Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!, He-e-e-e-e!

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November 8th, 2018, 06:18 PM	#25
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,183 Thanks: 42,029 Thanked 60,217 Times in 7,398 Posts	If she has an odd smile when she offers you some carrot cake....

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November 9th, 2018, 01:39 AM	#26
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smallwoodenruler Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 40 Thanks: 675 Thanked 371 Times in 38 Posts	Sorry dear, It's not enough to persuade me to become a vegetarian.

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