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November 16th, 2014, 05:36 PM	#1541
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	1528. The new boobs look great but the doctor did a bum job because that's not mother's milk oozing out of your nipples! __________________

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November 17th, 2014, 02:36 AM	#1542
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	1529. If there was something that I could do or say that would make you spend the night please tell me what so I can be sure not to do it or say it! __________________

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November 18th, 2014, 08:48 PM	#1543
JollyHumper Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North of the land of Danes Posts: 832 Thanks: 9,631 Thanked 17,951 Times in 804 Posts	1530: - I shave my balls on a daily basis now. Jolly __________________ Whatever YOU should know about CC/rodox/Theanders, please discuss and post To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . If you have opinions/comments/knowledge about CC magazines, please discuss it over To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. OR you can To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. me.

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November 22nd, 2014, 07:52 AM	#1544
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,324 Times in 3,826 Posts	1531: she: Hey what's with the laptop in front of my face? he: I'm waiting for the "Thanks" button to return and when it does I'm going to fill you so full of spunk it will reach your back teeth.

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November 22nd, 2014, 08:12 PM	#1545
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November 23rd, 2014, 04:53 AM	#1546
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,324 Times in 3,826 Posts	1534: she: "...mmmph, gurgle, gag..." he: you know the rules, if VEF goes down then so do you. Last edited by andw; November 23rd, 2014 at 05:16 AM..

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November 25th, 2014, 01:59 PM	#1547
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,324 Times in 3,826 Posts	1535: I would rather be practising my latte art.

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November 25th, 2014, 02:03 PM	#1548
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,324 Times in 3,826 Posts	1535b: ...come to think of it, I'd even prefer checking the spelling, usage and etymology of practice/practise.

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December 3rd, 2014, 12:28 PM	#1549
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December 4th, 2014, 12:44 PM	#1550
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,324 Times in 3,826 Posts	1537: he: oh no, licking your pussy has made me go blind. she: what? he: ah, no it's okay it was just your belly blocking the sun.

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