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October 5th, 2017, 03:51 PM	#131
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,308 Times in 13,886 Posts	Brecht is still trying to master his See and Say - The Farmer Speaks and is sad there is only 1 sheep

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October 5th, 2017, 03:58 PM	#132
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	sandhunter has the Mexican anthem as his ringtone.

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October 5th, 2017, 05:40 PM

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October 5th, 2017, 06:26 PM

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And forever known as the Skipping Rope
-Hugh Dennis, Mock The Week

MaxJoker taught me how to whistle, build a campfire and how to hunt for Pussy with a spear.

Ahh yes the wood's pussy. We tend to leave them alone but to each their own.

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October 5th, 2017, 06:38 PM	#135
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Hertz was Marilyn Monroe in a previous life.

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October 5th, 2017, 06:39 PM	#136
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	SanteeFats owns a Banana plantation in Jamaica __________________

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October 5th, 2017, 07:22 PM

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Here I am keeping track of the crop.

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October 5th, 2017, 08:09 PM	#138
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal has a tatoo just above his cock and balls. It says "You can't handle the penis".

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October 5th, 2017, 11:28 PM	#139
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,742 Times in 60,857 Posts	Dr. Pepper is a really good, polite member.

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October 6th, 2017, 12:18 AM	#140
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Brecht was a guest host on Celebrity Masterchef 2016 - the task was to recreate the local dish "Scraps" in 60 sixty seconds or less

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