The corrupt a wish game

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish I could go back in time and deflower Emma Caesari.

Granted, but since pinup models rarely get flowers from gentlemen admirers, she is furious with you for stealing hers and bashes you over the head with the vase you pinched them out of. You disappear from VEF again for several months and when you return on noe nca nreuddntsa uroy pstos.

I wish to get trailmaster's flying car to work and fly around his apartment building whilst he shakes his fist at me and shouts imprecations.

[ball7]

Wish granted.You get the car to work but only for a short time before you plummet to the ground towards certain death.

I wish Trump passed a law that forced every Hollywood starlet to get their tits out.

[FalunGonged]

Originally Posted by ball7

I wish Trump passed a law that forced every Hollywood starlet to get their tits out.

Wish granted! and as you”d expect, a good portion of the American public are outraged while the rest are celebrating much to the chagrin of the 1st Lady and Trump himself because many of the starlets have had tattoos on their tits with the words :
“Management by Trump” with Donald’s signature. The porn industry picks up on this and lampoon this with a gonzo series called Trump Management! This begins a series of knock on media and entertainment related shows across the globe.

Trump calls out the Russians for stirring up trouble and decides to send a heavily armed battalion to the Crimea to teach Putin a lesson. China decides to ally itself with Putin and together they declare a state of war against America. Trump backs down, recalls the troops, the American public all lose confidence with Trump. Stormy Daniels becomes the Democratic nominee for POTUS and wins by a landslide in the next election, thanks in part to the Russians.

I wish I had the power to become invisible at any given time, go through the secret files of the governments of any country and upload it to the www and the worlds press media.

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted. but you forgot to make your IP address invisible.

In short order you are renditioned by an unknown government agency, taken to a third world country, and waterboarded mercilessly until you go invisible involuntarily and shit your pants at the same time.

You then spend your life doing secret government missions you don't want to do, but if you don't, your whole family will be sent to a very bad place.

At least you get to see Ivanka and Melania naked.

I wish for all the powers granted to Darth Vader by the dark side of the Force.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish for all the powers granted to Darth Vader by the dark side of the Force.

Wish granted. But it doesn't bring you fame or fortune or an endless supply of pussy. Or you get is a sore throat from hoarse breathing, a reputation for being a bad tempered prick who chokes those whose lack of faith disturbs you and killed by some ugly, wrinkly faced dude casting force lightning. But not before you make some boring speech about being redeemed.
I wish to have a working GL Power Ring and the will to use it.

[Mal Hombre]

Granted,You have all the powers of Green Lantern,Unfortunately You are rendered powerless by yellow paint and end up being severely beaten by the bratty sidekick of a borderline psychotic vigilante..

I wish to have the wealth and social standing of Bruce Wayne..

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I wish to have the wealth and social standing of Bruce Wayne..

Granted.....dyslexic genie makes you Wayne Bruce a shitkicking lowlife that makes Mexican Immigrants look well off.....Trump throws you over the wall into Baja California.

I wish I was fabulously wealthy or wealthily fabulous

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I was fabulously wealthy or wealthily fabulous

Granted. Dyslexic genie is on a roll...you are now fealthy wabulous beyond your dildest wreams.
I wish my parents had sent me to earth in a rocketship moments before Krypton exploded.

[Nobody1]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish my parents had sent me to earth in a rocketship moments before Krypton exploded.

Granted. Your rocket ship lands safely on Earth. You will be raised by a loving couple on a farm in Kansas. One day you realize that you are unnaturally strong. Much much stronger than your peers. You lift trucks as if they were made of cotton, and run faster than a missile. You move to Metropolis to serve humanity by becoming a Daily Planet reporter. There you meet the love of your life, the daring and beautiful reporter Loise Lane. She falls in love with you and wants to start a family.

Too sad you tore off your penis while masturbating with superpowers at the speed of light as a teenager.


I wish I could live as a pig farmer in the forest.

[ball7]

Your wish is hereby granted.
You and your only pig lives in a small outhouse in the middle of the black forest. Until bad health forces you to abandon your dreams - so you and your pig opens a butcher shop instead.

I wish women would say what they want instead of playing the guessing game