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Old March 15th, 2018, 08:56 PM   #2411
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Truth be told, it was the ouzo I wasn't fond of.

trailmaster was a bootlegger during Prohibition.
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Old March 15th, 2018, 09:09 PM   #2412
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Truth be told, it was the ouzo I wasn't fond of.

trailmaster was a bootlegger during Prohibition.
Except for one thing. I hadn't been born yet, not until 1951, unles you consider the bizarro world.
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Trailmaster is the reincarnation of Al Capone, so he was a bootlegger during prohibition
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Jenny once had unprocted sex with The Green Bay Packers
And afterwards she packed them all in.
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Trailmaster used to be a member of the IRA aka the Irish Radio Amateurs
That explains why he always uses a megaphone.
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Old March 15th, 2018, 11:05 PM   #2416
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Jokerman used to be a choir boy
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Estreeter once had a nightmare where he was driving to work, trapped in his car, couldn't get out whilst hearing John Farnham's You're The Voice on constant loop.
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Yesterday, Wimbo proposed to his boss.

She replied by firing him and then saying yes.

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palo5 helped get his good friend Pres. Putin re-elected , now he is trying to get Putin to change his name to Stalin .
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