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January 2nd, 2010, 11:42 AM | #41 |
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January 2nd, 2010, 11:58 AM | #42 |
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nope. but the grand canyon would be well trimmed. well, possibly.
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January 2nd, 2010, 03:25 PM | #43 |
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The size of parking spaces would be doubled by law.
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January 2nd, 2010, 06:44 PM | #44 |
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Sorry, not gonna thank that post...!!!
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February 21st, 2010, 11:02 AM | #45 |
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Woman of the year contest.....
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February 23rd, 2010, 09:30 PM | #46 |
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March 9th, 2010, 09:21 AM | #47 |
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I thought they ruled by useing a mans sexdrive against us.
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March 9th, 2010, 11:41 AM | #48 |
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I posted this on a blog a while back, but here it is slightly adapted, a list of what I think would change if women ruled the world:
1: First, we’re talking about a cleaner world. Men piss everywhere. We leak like cheap faucets. That may be because of all the beer we drink, so right there, big change number two… 2: There would be no beer. 3: And on a related note, the high-five would never have been invented. That’s a given. Men high five when drinking, and the thing we high five most about is sports. Sports would still take place, of course—there would be ice skating and ice dancing, gymnastics and rhythmic gymnastics, and there might even be tennis—but esoteric male innovations like mixed martial arts and alcohol funnycar drag racing wouldn’t exist. And arguably the greatest quantum leap in sporting history—the slam dunk—would never have come to pass. So there would be nothing to high five about anyway. 4: There would be infinitely more varieties of tea. 5: There would be infinitely more varieties of scented soap and lotion. 6: And speaking of skin care, waxing would not have been invented. The only reason it came about in the first place was because of the Brazilian bikini, and that wouldn’t exist because Brazil itself wouldn’t exist. Trust me, I’ve been there, and a place that geared toward male pleasure could not have come into being at all if women had anything to say about it. Instead, that entire region would be a day spa. 7: Regarding the Brazilian bikini, fashion in general would be totally different. Scientists say humans invented clothes as protection against the elements, but I think they were invented about ten minutes after early man first overheard early woman discussing penis size. So if it was men who invented clothing to cover their inadequacy and thus bolster their egos, maybe if women were in charge clothing wouldn't exist at all. 8: War, genocide, corruption, and murder would be seriously curtailed. Certainly women have been complicit in all these atrocities, but it was mainly because men were signing the paychecks. Take men out of the picture and all this stuff decreases significantly. 9: And it goes without saying there would be no porn. So who'd want to live in that world anyway? |
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January 21st, 2015, 11:50 PM | #49 |
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Can I ask mrs tamsmith my view on this question??
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January 22nd, 2015, 03:58 PM | #50 |
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If anyone really thinks it would be different, I refer you to the policies of Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, and Margaret Thatcher.
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