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May 7th, 2019, 03:40 PM | #14591 | |
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May 7th, 2019, 06:45 PM | #14592 |
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Drink Canada Dry?
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May 7th, 2019, 07:06 PM | #14593 |
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At the police
Police officer: Can you please be so kind to describe the man who assaulted you, professor?
Professor: He looked just like Ramses II of the 19th dynasty. |
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May 7th, 2019, 11:55 PM | #14594 |
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my girlfriends pussy smells like a Parisian river; I think she is fucking insane
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May 8th, 2019, 12:52 AM | #14595 |
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I had a big clean out and got rid of my pre-decimal coins. BIG mistake. I'm now penniless.
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May 8th, 2019, 01:40 AM | #14596 |
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Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
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May 8th, 2019, 04:19 AM | #14597 |
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The New Jersey D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on highways recently, and there was some concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was not Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during the analyses, it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. He discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah!", not a single one could shout "Truck!"
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May 8th, 2019, 10:20 AM | #14598 |
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A woman is being comforted at her husband's funeral by family and friends when a man leans forward and says "Would you mind if I said a word?"
"No, please do," the woman replies. The man stands, bows his head and clears his throat and says "Plethora," before sitting down again. "Thank you, " said the grieving woman, "that means a lot." |
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May 8th, 2019, 12:01 PM | #14599 |
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May 8th, 2019, 06:03 PM | #14600 |
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This Chinese drug addict came up to me and said "have you see my cocaine" ?,I said Not since he starred in Zulu,,,
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