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Old May 13th, 2019, 12:45 PM   #4271
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It was for the biggest male organ.
Noticed in the photo it had been well polished

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Old May 13th, 2019, 04:12 PM   #4272
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Well Max I do have a lot of free time being retired!! By the way how is your job going??
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Well Max I do have a lot of free time being retired!!
Yeah and by aged twenty nine no less , after inventing the self rolling condom

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Fine fine. Same old same old. Everyone on the street corner says "Hi"
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who can be the sad bastard on post 500
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Does that sentence come with a translation as to what it means

Just hope it`s not insulting anybody

Especially if it`s a somebody I like
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Does that sentence come with a translation as to what it means

Just hope it`s not insulting anybody

Especially if it`s a somebody I like
Not obvious? I have too much time on my hands which makes my thoughts even randomer
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Not obvious?
Not to me.

Yet "Mostly Oblivious" are my middle names

Unless the answer lies with post 500

If so bugger that , I`m not going to look for it.

Busy enough pretending to be Modding on here

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