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April 11th, 2019, 09:18 PM | #1671 |
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When I heard little Muhammed say: "He loved the smell of Napalm in the morning"
I knew he was born to be the perfect suicide bomber.
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April 11th, 2019, 11:02 PM | #1672 |
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April 11th, 2019, 11:13 PM | #1673 |
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In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
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April 12th, 2019, 04:58 PM | #1674 |
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Raped a girl last year and now it turns out she gave me AIDS ,
Never could have believed a nine year old would have HIV , Or that my sister was such a slut.
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April 12th, 2019, 11:01 PM | #1675 |
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April 13th, 2019, 06:05 AM | #1676 |
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If only I had known I was Michal Jackson's type - I wouldn't have grown up.
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April 13th, 2019, 05:42 PM | #1677 |
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What do you get if cross Adolf Hitler with Jaw`s Quint ? ,
Somebody that knows they`re going to need a bigger oven.
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April 14th, 2019, 08:16 AM | #1678 |
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April 14th, 2019, 11:04 PM | #1679 |
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