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February 27th, 2019, 12:31 PM	#1621
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Whats the difference between Micheal J Fox and a mobile phone ? , You can turn off the vibrations on a phone. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 2nd, 2019, 04:54 PM	#1622
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison ? , I feel like a kid again. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 5th, 2019, 08:00 AM	#1623
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,037 Times in 60,347 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 5th, 2019, 08:25 AM	#1624
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,052 Times in 38,112 Posts	whats grey, square, sits and the end of your bed and takes the pisss? kidney dialysis machine __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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March 5th, 2019, 04:02 PM	#1625
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	In retrospect probably should have waited till after hours. Or at least until the school trip (Of infants) had passed. Still hindsight is 50/50 . Plus had bought the donkey a juicy carrot first. Bless him What do you get if insert human DNA into a Donkey ? , Banned from the petting zoo apparently. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 6th, 2019, 05:11 PM	#1626
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	No it wasn't rape. Pops bought me a wagon wheel first ! Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride a bike , Dad was right behind me giving words of "Juuuust Reeeelax" encouragement the entire time. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 7th, 2019, 05:13 PM	#1627
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian baby ? , A pair of jeans has only one fly on it. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 8th, 2019, 04:56 PM	#1628
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s the simplest way to kill a Pakistani ? , Wait till they`re having a drink then slam the toilet lid down. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 13th, 2019, 01:35 PM	#1629
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why did the African baby cry ? , Because it was having a mid-life crisis. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 14th, 2019, 03:45 PM	#1630
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	What did the leaper say to the prostitute ? , Keep the tip. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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