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December 11th, 2015, 10:50 PM | #122 |
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You might be a Redneck if...
... you arrive at at a place that advertises "hot food" and your request for such is met by the response, "Aaaand what hot food would you like?" 30 years ago, someone from my background wasn't expecting a choice.
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December 12th, 2015, 07:34 AM | #123 |
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December 13th, 2015, 09:21 AM | #124 |
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A Redneck Christmas Rusty Chevrolet (To The Tune "Jingle Bells") Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet. Down the road I go, sliding all the way. I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires. My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire! Chorus Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay. Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet! I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer. I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer. Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops. I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop. Chorus Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay. Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet! Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke. People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke! I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway, Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh! Chorus Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay. Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!
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December 13th, 2015, 06:35 PM | #125 |
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December 16th, 2015, 05:08 AM | #126 |
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You take a six-pack cooler to church. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. One of your kids was born on a pool table. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade |
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December 18th, 2015, 06:13 PM | #128 |
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