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April 17th, 2018, 06:45 PM | #13311 |
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A jury has once again failed to convict a gang of notorious non-stick frying pan thieves. A police spokesman said, "These guys are just Teflon coated".
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April 18th, 2018, 10:03 PM | #13314 |
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The trial has started today of one of the country's most notorious knicker thieves. His defence barrister was in court today with his briefs.
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says
“Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” The Chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says “Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says” Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time I’m going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the Italian and the Chinese wives are crying and saying “I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me.” And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn’t sad about her husbands death, the blonde replies “Don’t look at me, he packs his own lunch.”
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a photon walks into a hotel.
bellhop asks if he has any luggage photon says "no, I'm traveling light"
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I'll never forget the time my first girlfriend showed me her tits for the first time. I cupped my hands on her firm buns, brushed my thumbs over her pert, erect nipples and felt a lovely jiggle and she giggled uncontrollably.
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A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”
The bartender poured him a beer. A couple of minutes later, the man said again: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.” The bartender poured him another beer. A few minutes later, the man said for a third time: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.” Thoroughly confused, the bartender said: “Excuse me, when are you going to pay for all these beers?” The man said: “Now the arguments start.”
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