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October 21st, 2017, 04:21 PM	#4951
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	I'll take Arnold. He actually governed California in a fairly reasonable manner. A week in Paris with Marion Cotillard, or a week in London with Rachel Weisz?

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A week in Paris with Marion Cotillard, or a week in London with Rachel Weisz?

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October 21st, 2017, 10:25 PM	#4953
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October 21st, 2017, 10:57 PM	#4954
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October 21st, 2017, 11:34 PM	#4955
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October 21st, 2017, 11:59 PM	#4956
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Fright Night The Mummy's Curse or The Thing? Last edited by bigtrain45; October 21st, 2017 at 11:59 PM.. Reason: misspell

October 22nd, 2017, 06:29 AM	#4957
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October 22nd, 2017, 08:17 AM	#4958
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October 22nd, 2017, 11:04 AM	#4959
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October 22nd, 2017, 03:06 PM	#4960
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Out with my favorite model of course, and here she is. Watch your favorite team at home, or out at a pub with your mates?

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