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September 2nd, 2017, 07:41 PM | #333 |
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September 2nd, 2017, 09:29 PM | #334 |
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You barely see people more than once. So you don't greet them good day or hello, just farewell.
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September 2nd, 2017, 10:48 PM | #335 |
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September 2nd, 2017, 10:54 PM | #336 |
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...the term "soccer mom" means something you do when you want to get even with your girlfriend.
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September 2nd, 2017, 11:54 PM | #337 |
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Dirty Harry will not set foot in it without every single SWAT team member in the world
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September 2nd, 2017, 11:55 PM | #338 |
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September 3rd, 2017, 10:49 AM | #339 |
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My neighborhood's so ruff...
That they raised the price of Mountain Dew in the soda machine from $1.50 to 2 effing dollars
How inconvenient!
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I went in a convenience store and the clerk robbed me.
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