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Old 06-02-2011, 10:22 PM   #5021
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Years ago, I had a tree full of starlings outside my bedroom window all decided to start singing (or whatever they do) at 3 in the morning. Millions of the little birds all making noise at once. I went out with the hose and sprayed the tree down with water. That shut them up for about 15 minutes then they came back. At this point I decided to escalate the battle and started firing off pop-bottle rockets into the tree. A few dead terrorist birds later and they moved on to different territory.
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:20 PM   #5022
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Reminds me of Tony Hancock-The Radio Ham when he is railing about the birds(blue tits) pecking holes in his gold top milk and walking on his sliced loaf-left by the milkman-he blames the woman next door encouraging them by putting out bits of bacon rind. "Just let one of them walk on my sliced loaf again that's all, I'll shove a few hundreds volts through it, that will make it's feet tingle!" I am not sure I would resort to guerilla tactics like that blueballsdc - nothing against birds per se, just them twittering away at a time I want to sleep
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:22 PM   #5023
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Going to bed with birdsong GM loved it. Now I awaken to the critters. I don't sleep well anyway. And I hate tossing and turning. So I tend to get up and relax while the rest of the neighbourhood is snoring. Of course the summer months are the best. I don't sit out in the rain or snow.
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I like the birds honest guv, but having been driven close to mental in 2008 by night-time roadworks and helicopters flying low searching for escaped felons, exacerbating my blood pressure to hypertensive(and I didn't know this at the time) I am used to that so when the birds tweet it is almost alien to me because it is the first time it has been quiet enough to hear the little bleeders!
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These birds are almost everywhere, even Siberia and Lapland in Winter. Heaven knows what they eat. But they are sometimes very loud

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I like the birds honest guv, but having been driven close to mental in 2008 by night-time roadworks and helicopters flying low searching for escaped felons, exacerbating my blood pressure to hypertensive(and I didn't know this at the time) I am used to that so when the birds tweet it is almost alien to me because it is the first time it has been quiet enough to hear the little bleeders!
If you live in Belfast you have to get used to helicopters. Sometimes they just hover in the same place for hours. And at 3am it is bloody annoying. It's British Military and police watching. I buy earplugs from boots
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If you live in Belfast you have to get used to helicopters. Sometimes they just hover in the same place for hours. And at 3am it is bloody annoying. It's British Military and police watching. I buy earplugs from boots
They are probably hovering over all those milkfolats with ak47s you mentioned previously.
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If you live in Belfast you have to get used to helicopters. Sometimes they just hover in the same place for hours. And at 3am it is bloody annoying. It's British Military and police watching. I buy earplugs from boots
I hope the situation is getting better in Belfast nowdays. It's a very nice city, it has a strange but winsome atmosphere. You guys have to get along over there. You're stronger when you're united which is what those sectarian leaders always try to prevent because they profit from war. Many notable personalities (for example musicians and soccer players) are from Belfast and NI and you can all be proud of them.
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Those days are gone. Thankgod.
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