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September 14th, 2018, 04:06 PM | #13831 |
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September 14th, 2018, 04:16 PM | #13832 |
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September 15th, 2018, 04:03 PM | #13833 |
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A horse goes into a bar. Barman says "hey, why the long face?"
A white horse goes into a bar. The barman looks at the horse and says "we've got a drink named after you." Horse looks up at the barman and says "What, Eric?" Taken from an old Muppet Show tape I remember(as told by Fozzie Bear): Guy goes into a bar and a horse shows up behind the counter. The guy just looks at the horse and the horse says "What's the matter, are you surprised to see me here?" and the guy says "Yeah, did the cow sell the place?" "I know a guy that is so cheap that when he goes fishing he puts a picture of a worm on the end of his hook and catches a picture of a fish"
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September 15th, 2018, 04:19 PM | #13834 |
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September 15th, 2018, 05:20 PM | #13835 |
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There was some pythons on the train to work this morning. It was a tight squeeze.
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September 16th, 2018, 11:10 AM | #13836 |
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September 16th, 2018, 04:45 PM | #13837 |
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September 16th, 2018, 06:42 PM | #13838 |
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September 16th, 2018, 09:13 PM | #13839 |
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Man to his wife:
Was I your first? Wife: No. Man: What number was I then? Woman: How many players are there on a football team plus staff? |
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