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July 14th, 2018, 12:37 PM | #2661 |
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You say some of the positions we do it are far-fetched? No, just the fact that I'm shagging you is far-fetched!
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July 14th, 2018, 01:01 PM | #2662 |
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July 18th, 2018, 12:30 PM | #2663 |
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My dog is growling at you because you're using his favorite toy as a dildo!
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July 18th, 2018, 03:11 PM | #2664 |
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Geez and can you believe after my sweet talking she still wouldn't
4903 ~ Do you know what I love about you ? ... Nah , me neither
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July 19th, 2018, 01:34 PM | #2665 |
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Fuck Why Ain't it enough I jerk off over ya every leap year
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July 19th, 2018, 01:48 PM | #2666 |
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I love it, what a great sensation when you yodel while sucking my dick! Yodel-ay-de-hoo!
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July 23rd, 2018, 04:07 AM | #2667 |
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Courtesy of James Gunn
In one of the old tweets, Gunn wrote: “The best thing about being raped is when you’re done being raped and it’s like ‘whew this feels great, not being raped!’”
So, 4906 "You'll feel a lot better after I quit fucking you and punching your tits." |
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July 23rd, 2018, 06:31 AM | #2668 |
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4907. "Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!"
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July 23rd, 2018, 03:44 PM | #2669 |
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Oddly enough for some reason , if anything that answer then angered her ?
4908 ~ Hey hardly my fault I`m not getting hard , you`re the one who insisted on leaving the light on
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July 23rd, 2018, 07:42 PM | #2670 |
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Waz up!! |
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