June 22nd, 2018, 03:03 PM | #221 |
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Yawn
Without dislocating both my jaw and somehow my scrotum
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June 22nd, 2018, 07:58 PM | #222 |
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Back in my teenage years....
I grew up on what was my grandfathers farm. When I walked to school, or to my grandparents house, or to the little store in town to buy a coke or candy bar, I walked across an open field, about an acre or so, next to my aunt and uncles house. One day my aunt decided to get into raising dogs. So, my uncle had that field enclosed in a chain link fence so the dogs would have an area to run around in. Well when they did that, it took out the shortcut to school and my grand parents house. Now I was having to walk an extra hundred yards or so. I figured out one day that I could jump that fence flat footed...the fence was about 3 foot high...by placing my hand on the top of it for balance, and simply jumping. My uncle didn't care as long as we didn't climb onto the fence. If I tried that now, I would get skewered by the prongs sticking up from the top of the fence. |
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June 24th, 2018, 07:29 AM | #223 |
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Hold in my gut.
Hell hold (Let alone suck) I can't even push it in with the use of both hands Yeah yeah , that`s just what she said
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June 24th, 2018, 07:45 AM | #224 |
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Get down and play marbles without getting sore knees and a crick in my back. Nor stand up straight again afterwards without getting one of the kids to help me.
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Watch all of the members of Yes play together again...
as it seems there are two competing versions of the band...
Yes, meet Yes! A year after Rock Hall of Fame induction, two bands embark on Yes 50th anniversary tours Quote:
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Plumbing jobs, underneath the back of my kitchen sink.
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June 25th, 2018, 05:36 PM | #227 |
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Hide an absolute loathing hatred towards my barely in his early thirties blank brained bank manager
V.E.F rest his soulless albeit brutally beaten beyond death corpse By the way if anybody is willing to swear on the Koran I was with them all day on the 25th of June , there`s a free ban O`Choice in it for you Provided it`s not me of course
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