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June 21st, 2018, 06:22 PM	#2641
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	4377: Is it your turn to put the bins out? 4378: Building for sick people..............eight letters. 4379: I may fall asleep before we are finished. Last edited by Mister Fide; June 24th, 2018 at 08:26 PM.. Reason: added numbers

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June 22nd, 2018, 11:44 AM	#2642
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,436 Times in 36,682 Posts	4380: Do I think you are a sick puppy? Well I don't know any other woman who breast feeds her baby in between feedings just for the enjoyment of getting her tits sucked! __________________

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June 22nd, 2018, 11:52 AM	#2643
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,436 Times in 36,682 Posts	4381: If you're going to suck my dick in the middle of the night I would appreciate it if you would wake me up first! __________________

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June 24th, 2018, 12:06 PM	#2644
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,436 Times in 36,682 Posts	4382: Hey you know what, I posted some great pics on VEF today ... No not of you, of your mother! __________________

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June 24th, 2018, 01:24 PM	#2645
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,872 Times in 60,322 Posts	4383, I have never been toilet trained, but don't let that bother ya __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 24th, 2018, 01:59 PM	#2646
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Since there`s no law sayng you have to wash your arse after squeezing out a loaf 4384 ~ No nothing`s wrong sweetie. In fact find your lack of personal hygiene refreshing __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 25th, 2018, 09:41 AM	#2647
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,436 Times in 36,682 Posts	4385: Please excuse my farting , but you bring the best out in me! __________________

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July 4th, 2018, 02:42 PM	#2648
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,872 Times in 60,322 Posts	4386 I don't care where I cum and don't care if you cum but I do care of you go __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 8th, 2018, 04:32 AM	#2649
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,436 Times in 36,682 Posts	4387: Your blowjobs which are far superior to your hand jobs remind me of M&Ms -- it melts in your mouth not in your hand! __________________

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July 8th, 2018, 03:05 PM	#2650
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,872 Times in 60,322 Posts	4388 I love your nylons, really turn me on, especially so if they were around your neck real tight __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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