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June 24th, 2018, 10:04 PM
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Glen Quagmire is large, blond and very fat. He was used as a body double for Donald Trump in the new blockbuster "The Stormy Files"
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June 24th, 2018, 10:08 PM
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Sam Spade was a contestant on Match Game, the only one to get censored for using the word: "Penis" in both rounds.
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June 25th, 2018, 09:30 AM
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At twenty Glen Quagmire was sentenced to jail for stealing his own car.
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June 25th, 2018, 09:54 AM
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 when he first heard the terms, Spank The Monkey, Choke The Chicken, he went and bought a monkey and a chicken and both ended up dead  ..... don't ask how they died 
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June 25th, 2018, 06:53 PM
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So how did they die? I once saw Maxjoker choke a giraffe |
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June 25th, 2018, 07:34 PM
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June 25th, 2018, 09:40 PM
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June 25th, 2018, 09:45 PM
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Mal Hombre is one quarter Mexican, half Swedish and sometimes he claims to have some irish blood in him - mainly due to alcoholism
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June 25th, 2018, 09:51 PM
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June 25th, 2018, 10:18 PM
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