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**ball7** · August 25th, 2018, 05:12 AM

My wife took the dog for a walk last night
At 2 o'clock in the morning my dog knocked on the door
He had bloody paws and teeth.

I said "what happend"
He just smiled and said "I just proved I'm a man's best friend"

**captpike** · August 25th, 2018, 10:15 AM

**Mister Fide** · August 25th, 2018, 03:36 PM

You will never guess who I bumped into at the opticians today...................everybody!

MaxJoker · August 25th, 2018, 03:57 PM

Had phone sex with an Oriental woman earlier today ,

Well technically it was a wrong number halfway through a wank Butt still.

**ball7** · August 25th, 2018, 05:47 PM

I treat my wife as I treat my dog.
Last night I gave her a bone and belly rub.

**mrfixit** · August 26th, 2018, 05:51 AM

**trailmaster** · August 26th, 2018, 12:52 PM

A little boy sees two dogs outside having sex doggystyle. He asks his mom, "Mom, what are they doing?" The mother replies, "Making puppies." Later that afternoon, the son sees two bonobo chimps having sex face to face on a nature show on TV. The son asks what they are doing. The mother replies, "Making baby chimps."

That night the son walks in on his parents having sex in the missionary position. He announces, "Better flip her over dad. I want a puppy!"

**photoflex** · August 26th, 2018, 04:13 PM

joe lycett:

Absolute cutie just came up and started chatting to me on the train, and long story short he’s asked for my details!!! Never heard the chat up line ‘failure to present a valid ticket will incur a fine’ but I’m totally in love!!!

**machman** · August 27th, 2018, 11:36 AM

Today’s football results:-
Manchester United: 3
Barcelona: 2

Leeds United: 2
Surreal Madrid: Floating cubes

**Mal Hombre** · August 27th, 2018, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

A little boy sees two dogs outside having sex doggystyle. He asks his mom, "Mom, what are they doing?" The mother replies, "Making puppies." Later that afternoon, the son sees two bonobo chimps having sex face to face on a nature show on TV. The son asks what they are doing. The mother replies, "Making baby chimps."

That night the son walks in on his parents having sex in the missionary position. He announces, "Better flip her over dad. I want a puppy!"

An old one..
A kid is at the farm with His Grandmother,He sees a stallion with a huge erection,He ask His granny "What's that ?" She says "It's nothing" Later He tells His Grandad "This horse had a big thing between it's legs but Granny said it was nothing and the Grandad says "Well Your Grandmother's been spoiled"

August 25th, 2018, 10:15 AM	#13722
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August 25th, 2018, 03:57 PM	#13724
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photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,922 Thanked 127,776 Times in 3,570 Posts	joe lycett: Absolute cutie just came up and started chatting to me on the train, and long story short he’s asked for my details!!! Never heard the chat up line ‘failure to present a valid ticket will incur a fine’ but I’m totally in love!!! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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August 25th, 2018, 05:12 AM	#13721
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	My wife took the dog for a walk last night At 2 o'clock in the morning my dog knocked on the door He had bloody paws and teeth. I said "what happend" He just smiled and said "I just proved I'm a man's best friend"

August 25th, 2018, 03:36 PM	#13723
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	You will never guess who I bumped into at the opticians today...................everybody!

August 25th, 2018, 05:47 PM	#13725
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I treat my wife as I treat my dog. Last night I gave her a bone and belly rub.

August 26th, 2018, 12:52 PM	#13727
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,205 Times in 60,069 Posts	A little boy sees two dogs outside having sex doggystyle. He asks his mom, "Mom, what are they doing?" The mother replies, "Making puppies." Later that afternoon, the son sees two bonobo chimps having sex face to face on a nature show on TV. The son asks what they are doing. The mother replies, "Making baby chimps." That night the son walks in on his parents having sex in the missionary position. He announces, "Better flip her over dad. I want a puppy!"

August 27th, 2018, 11:36 AM	#13729
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	Today’s football results:- Manchester United: 3 Barcelona: 2 Leeds United: 2 Surreal Madrid: Floating cubes