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**trailmaster** · August 13th, 2018, 12:48 PM

Guy picks up a hooker and once at the hotel, starts to screw. He screams in agony as he pulls his cock out. "What the fc..k." he says "it feels like fc...ing two rocks." The hooker stands up "Oh I am so sorry." and she goes to the bathroom. She comes back and lays on the bed. "Try that again Sugar" she says. He does and it is the smoothest warmest pussy he has ever felt. While dressing he asks "That was a rough start but damn it was incredible. What did you do?" She smiled and replied "I just picked the scabs."

gunner81uk · August 13th, 2018, 02:37 PM

My Grandad looked at me with a sad face and said "This is not the country I fought for lad." I said "I know Bamps. You were a Messerschmitt pilot in the Luftwaffe."

MaxJoker · August 13th, 2018, 03:02 PM

My dog has no nose ,

How does it smell ? ,

He doesn't anymore I had to put him down you callous bastard.

MaxJoker · August 13th, 2018, 05:35 PM

Do suffer from kleptomania but on days when gets really bad ,

I just take something for it.

**Mal Hombre** · August 14th, 2018, 12:33 PM

I've just opened a Colonoscopy Clinic,Things are really looking up...

**trailmaster** · August 14th, 2018, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I've just opened a Colonoscopy Clinic,Things are really looking up...

I'll never go there. I had one ten years ago, and the doctor didn't do it right. Hurt like hell!

**photoflex** · August 14th, 2018, 05:18 PM

Can you imagine how many ships must have sunk before champagne was first produced in 1668?

**bp666** · August 14th, 2018, 09:09 PM

My dreams of becoming a neurosurgeon were shattered when my exam results forced me into proctology.

Everything has turned to shit.

**gmcbee** · August 14th, 2018, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bp666

My dreams of becoming a neurosurgeon were shattered when my exam results forced me into proctology.

You must have really bunged it up.
Don't worry, there's light at the end of the tunnel.

**fatrat1** · August 14th, 2018, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmcbee

You must have really bunged it up.
Don't worry, there's light at the end of the tunnel.

There is nothing wrong by starting at the bottom.

August 13th, 2018, 03:02 PM	#13653
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August 13th, 2018, 12:48 PM	#13651
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,299 Times in 60,079 Posts	Guy picks up a hooker and once at the hotel, starts to screw. He screams in agony as he pulls his cock out. "What the fc..k." he says "it feels like fc...ing two rocks." The hooker stands up "Oh I am so sorry." and she goes to the bathroom. She comes back and lays on the bed. "Try that again Sugar" she says. He does and it is the smoothest warmest pussy he has ever felt. While dressing he asks "That was a rough start but damn it was incredible. What did you do?" She smiled and replied "I just picked the scabs."

August 13th, 2018, 02:37 PM	#13652
gunner81uk Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 26 Thanks: 442 Thanked 455 Times in 23 Posts	My Grandad looked at me with a sad face and said "This is not the country I fought for lad." I said "I know Bamps. You were a Messerschmitt pilot in the Luftwaffe."

August 14th, 2018, 09:09 PM	#13658
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,546 Thanked 14,184 Times in 1,074 Posts	My dreams of becoming a neurosurgeon were shattered when my exam results forced me into proctology. Everything has turned to shit.