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MaxJoker · August 9th, 2018, 02:23 PM

What do you call a Pig that does Karate ? ,

A pork chop.

When is a cigar like fish ? ,

When it`s smoked.

I have two mouths , five eyes and three ears , what am I ? ,

Bloody ugly.

**fatrat1** · August 9th, 2018, 11:57 PM

Why do gypsies walk funny?

A: Because they have crystal balls.

MaxJoker · August 11th, 2018, 02:08 PM

Lost all my hair aged eighteen ,

What a card game that was !.

**ball7** · August 11th, 2018, 02:48 PM

Every kids learned of the birds and the bees from their parents

But I was the only kid whose parents reenacted it

**mrfixit** · August 12th, 2018, 03:11 PM

MaxJoker · August 12th, 2018, 03:29 PM

Did you hear about the contortionist who had a fatal heart attack while on stage ? ,

He died in his own arms .

**gedly** · August 12th, 2018, 03:37 PM

My origami business has gone under. It all looked so good on paper.

**mrfixit** · August 12th, 2018, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedly

My origami business has gone under. It all looked so good on paper.

just take your business plan and fold it into a different form

**PJayBr** · August 12th, 2018, 06:48 PM

Melania Trump was chatting to the press one day and said she had bought a parrot. She went to say that Donald had taught it to say 200 different words.

A member of the press pointed out that he wouldn't know what the words meant.

"No," she said, "and neither does the parrot."

**rlg118** · August 13th, 2018, 06:22 AM

Two men are pacing a hallway in a hotel.

Finally, one says to the other, "What are you pacing for?"

The other man says, "I'm a doctor, and I've got a guy with an artificial leg up in his room, and I've got the leg apart, and I can't remember how to put it back together. So... what are you pacing for?"

"Well, I've got this girl upstairs, with both legs apart, and I can't remember the room number!"

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did you hear about the contortionist who had a fatal heart attack while on stage ? , He died in his own arms . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,011 Times in 15,736 Posts	Every kids learned of the birds and the bees from their parents But I was the only kid whose parents reenacted it

August 12th, 2018, 03:37 PM	#13647
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,318 Times in 3,171 Posts	My origami business has gone under. It all looked so good on paper.

August 12th, 2018, 06:48 PM	#13649
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,312 Thanks: 41,784 Thanked 13,696 Times in 1,283 Posts	Melania Trump was chatting to the press one day and said she had bought a parrot. She went to say that Donald had taught it to say 200 different words. A member of the press pointed out that he wouldn't know what the words meant. "No," she said, "and neither does the parrot."

August 13th, 2018, 06:22 AM	#13650
rlg118 Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Land o' Lake-Effect Posts: 5,348 Thanks: 5,911 Thanked 113,487 Times in 5,360 Posts	Two men are pacing a hallway in a hotel. Finally, one says to the other, "What are you pacing for?" The other man says, "I'm a doctor, and I've got a guy with an artificial leg up in his room, and I've got the leg apart, and I can't remember how to put it back together. So... what are you pacing for?" "Well, I've got this girl upstairs, with both legs apart, and I can't remember the room number!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.