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August 1st, 2018, 07:45 PM | #13601 |
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I thought I would find it really difficult when the hard drive containing all my porn crashed.
It hasn't been hard at all, actually. |
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August 1st, 2018, 08:14 PM | #13602 |
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I know a immigrant who managed to become a billionaire and he only knew three words in english.
"Stick em, up." |
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August 1st, 2018, 08:40 PM | #13603 |
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This one night a girl decides to go to the bar. While there she meets a black guy there and they start hitting it off and decide to leave together, but before they get in the car she turns to him and says, "Is it true what they say about black guys?" He says, "Yeah," Then she says, "Prove it!" He says "OK" Then he stabs her and runs off with her purse.
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August 1st, 2018, 11:34 PM | #13604 |
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August 2nd, 2018, 12:32 PM | #13605 |
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August 2nd, 2018, 12:42 PM | #13606 |
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I`d stake my reputation (Cough) on it being deliberate
If you see my point Although if you can maybe I need longer shorts
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August 2nd, 2018, 01:00 PM | #13607 |
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I don't mind black people, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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News Flash
Visited the dentist yesterday & read the awful news about the Titanic sinking.
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August 2nd, 2018, 01:06 PM | #13609 |
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In North America the blacks are treated ill, they carve them out and turn them in to diving suits.
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August 2nd, 2018, 03:06 PM | #13610 |
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Some might say , that joke was better placed in a certain Sick and Twisted thread Silk
You should always fight fire with fire was my dads advice ,
Also the reason he got sacked from the fire service.
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