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September 24th, 2018, 03:17 AM
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September 24th, 2018, 04:08 AM
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Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980
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September 24th, 2018, 05:38 AM
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Estreeter has eyebrows like Brezhnev
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September 24th, 2018, 03:30 PM
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Blocked!
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You really couldn't expect that fatrat1 might ever show a bit of humanity in his everyday life. One of his favorite sports is dropping down a street musician sleeping in a subway station, steal his coins and run for the hills laughing out loud.
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September 24th, 2018, 04:05 PM
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Glenn Quagmire wants to be a pre-school teacher, but fears the background checks will show his history with animal porn
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September 25th, 2018, 07:21 AM
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After celebrating his fifty-fifth birthday tmee2000 asked "tell me, mom, how are babies born?"
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September 25th, 2018, 09:02 AM
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I accidentally texted Kelio that I was on my way over to his house in order to eat him.
To my surprise he texted back that he was looking forward to it and was lying on his bed dressed up as a ham sandwich. |
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September 25th, 2018, 03:52 PM
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Trailmaster eats raw goldfish. His dietician says it is very nutritious and low calorie
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September 25th, 2018, 09:08 PM
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Palo5 latest visit to the hospital was a bit awkward.
He had an entire shampoo-bottle up his ass. He claims he slipped in the bathtub...
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September 25th, 2018, 09:19 PM
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Glen Quagmire and Cosby are cell mates.
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