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October 24th, 2017, 07:49 AM	#2501
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	4238. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?

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October 24th, 2017, 03:12 PM	#2502
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	4239 ~ If I said you had a beautiful body ... Could you ignore my laughter , eye rolling and sarcastic expression ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 24th, 2017, 03:32 PM	#2503
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4240 What's that smell? Oh, it's you.

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October 24th, 2017, 04:58 PM	#2504
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	Whoops,I thought it was a fart.

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October 26th, 2017, 11:57 AM	#2505
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,723 Times in 60,308 Posts	4242 You look like a famous singer, Yeah I got it .... Susan Boyle __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 26th, 2017, 02:19 PM	#2506
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	4243 ~ Huh , that`s your vagina ? ... Do you mind if I get a second opinion ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 27th, 2017, 12:21 PM	#2507
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,723 Times in 60,308 Posts	4244 Sorry, I now you haven't cum yet but I gotta go, it's happy hour down the pub in 10 minutes __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 27th, 2017, 08:34 PM	#2508
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,360 Times in 36,682 Posts	How can you say that I don't think about you? 4245: I think of you every time I am eating your mother's pussy! __________________

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November 4th, 2017, 04:58 PM	#2509
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	4246 ~ Of course I find you attractive my dear. Provided I don't open my tightly closed eyes __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 5th, 2017, 11:39 AM	#2510
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,723 Times in 60,308 Posts	4247 .... Stay the night, OK, when we finish, If you've survived I will, no point in staying waiting for the coroner __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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