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August 19th, 2016, 07:43 PM | #11 |
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They got the shapely bodies. They got the Steely Dan Tshirts.
They got the Chevrolet bodies. They get t'hear the Steely Dan rehearse" |
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How about Van Morrison's Brown Arsed Girl, about a girl with diarrhea?
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"Hey Teacher, Leave those kids alone"
"Oi Saville, Leave those kids alone" Another brick in the wall-Pink Floyd....................
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August 20th, 2016, 04:29 PM | #15 |
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" Stand by your man ''
" Stand by your van ''
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At the time every time I heard that song in my mind I replaced the word teacher with 'Michael'. I'm surprised no one else thought of this at the time (especially the Teachers Unions). |
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August 21st, 2016, 01:06 PM | #17 |
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I remember during some rail disputes with the unions in the 90s when there were various strikes:
Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp when will the trains come back
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Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls
Have you got it do you get it If so how often Which do you choose A hard or soft option Have you gone too gay If so how often Which do you choose A hard or soft option
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Heard this ages ago
Logged on to a PC at the library
Looked at all the IE browser history, there was Some normal pages, some research, but Ninety-nine percent of it was hardcore smut Porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. Some worried parents got real in a stew Our little kiddies can see all this too With a maximum of pressure the senate cracked Brought in the Children's Internet Protection Act Porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. Forcing use of filters has been shot down before Free speech is well protected by law So they came up with a ruse for another bash If you don't cut it out, we'll cut off your cash The civil rights crew said they were appalled Forcing libraries to have filters installed But the bandwagon had kinda snowballed The librarians said it doesn't happen much A pornophile who needs that human touch The ALA joined forces with ACLU Filter our web content we ain't gonna do On the First Amendment this one will be fought We'll take it all the way up to the Supreme Court Porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. If ACLU get their way Porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. I'm going to the library in the U.S.A.
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