I wish me a girl with......... - Page 4

Home

		Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
I wish me a girl with.........

Notices

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest which gives you limited access.

By joining you will gain full access to thousands of Videos, Pictures & Much More, with absolutely No Ads or Popups.

Membership is absolutely FREE and registration is FAST & SIMPLE so please, Register Today and join one of the friendliest communities on the net!

All members please note: Imagetwist will no longer be allowed in any section of this forum effective Friday, 03-27-2020.

File.al is not longer allowed at the forum effective immediately

Thank you for your cooperation

Attention: There is a prevalent email scam happening everywhere where the sender claims to have a password to a site and demands money in some form. Ignore it, do not respond and at most change passwords on any sites you frequent.

Effective immediately, moving or animated GIFs are not allowed in signatures. If your signature has one, please remove or replace it asap. Staff will remove them as and when we see them without notice.

Sincerest apologies to everyone for the recent blackout. VEF and several of our sister forums had a major server malfunction. The database index is being rebuilt from scratch and may take at least several days to be fully restored. Expect major weirdness and lots of glitches in the meantime. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Unfortunately it seems that all of the posts made from the 13th March until the crash are permanently lost, please feel free to re-post any such material, apologies for this.

Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!

Page 4 of 401

104

Last »

Thread Tools

Display Modes

February 8th, 2012, 04:18 AM	#31
KurtBarlow Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,640 Thanks: 3,043 Thanked 30,306 Times in 2,636 Posts	Here you go I wish me a girl who can play the guitar. __________________ The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher

The Following 31 Users Say Thank You to KurtBarlow For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, abpele, blewtech8, dennisomatic, Estreeter, exfarmer, ff fan, Glen Quagmire, hslc, jomama, jster, kelio, LusciousLarry, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Ninjaturtle, nnylaker, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, snowshoes, SpEffects, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, Candy Cane, tygrkhat40, willydharma, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 04:47 AM	#32
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,985 Thanked 71,454 Times in 4,151 Posts	Returning the favour Kurt. I wish me a girl in a ring.

The Following 25 Users Say Thank You to Tmee2020 For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, blewtech8, dennisomatic, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, hslc, jomama, jster, kelio, KurtBarlow, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 05:23 AM	#33
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,176 Thanks: 773,134 Thanked 856,350 Times in 57,607 Posts	There You Go.... I wish Me a girl Who likes to get wet... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 27 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, bradipo, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jokerman, jomama, jster, kelio, LusciousLarry, mellowyellow, morito_guapo, mxyptlk, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, SpEffects, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 05:37 AM	#34
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,985 Thanked 71,454 Times in 4,151 Posts	Thanks Mal. Knew I could rely on you. Here you go, have two: I wish me a girl and a tank.

The Following 28 Users Say Thank You to Tmee2020 For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, blewtech8, bradipo, dennisomatic, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, jster, kelio, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Ninjaturtle, nnylaker, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, Silklover, snowshoes, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 06:11 AM	#35
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,836 Times in 12,571 Posts	I wish me a girl in a ninja costume

The Following 24 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, dennisomatic, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, jster, kelio, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, SpEffects, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 06:31 AM

#36

mellowyellow

Vintage Member

Join Date: Mar 2007

Posts: 1,472

Thanks: 16,591

Thanked 37,604 Times in 1,888 Posts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjaturtle

I wish me a girl in a ninja costume

Here is your Ninja (or, Ninjette?)

I wish me a girl that is a female firefighter

__________________

The Following 27 Users Say Thank You to mellowyellow For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, blewtech8, dennisomatic, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, jster, kelio, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mxyptlk, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, Rygel, Silklover, SpEffects, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 07:40 AM	#37
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,985 Thanked 71,454 Times in 4,151 Posts	Donna to the rescue: I wish me a girl on a battleship (I'm rearming).

The Following 24 Users Say Thank You to Tmee2020 For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, dennisomatic, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jokerman, jomama, jster, kelio, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, Silklover, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 04:03 PM	#38
KurtBarlow Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,640 Thanks: 3,043 Thanked 30,306 Times in 2,636 Posts	This is the best I could find I wish me a girl dressed as a Mountie (RCMP) __________________ The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher

The Following 24 Users Say Thank You to KurtBarlow For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, dennisomatic, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jokerman, jomama, kelio, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, Silklover, SpEffects, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 04:10 PM	#39
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,836 Times in 12,571 Posts	Here is your Mounty I wish me a girl with a vampire costume

The Following 24 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, kelio, KurtBarlow, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, Silklover, SpEffects, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 8th, 2012, 04:21 PM	#40
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,957 Times in 1,685 Posts	Vampire One Vampire: I wish me a girl from another planet... Last edited by howerd; February 8th, 2012 at 04:35 PM..

The Following 23 Users Say Thank You to howerd For This Useful Post:

dennisomatic, electile disfunction, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, jomama, jster, kelio, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, mellowyellow, mxyptlk, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, paul163, rockernut, rustler, Silklover, SpEffects, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes