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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
Other 40 7.08%
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Old February 4th, 2011, 02:26 PM   #91
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Where's the "All Of The Above" option then??

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That`d be the Jordan option
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Old February 4th, 2011, 04:06 PM   #92
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That`d be the Jordan option
Which happens to be the one I ultimately selected!!

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I voted Amy Winehouse...
but I'd like to add to the list Lady Gaga.
I don't hate her and I don't think she is a tranny, but she is scary, in some way...
Shame, because when she was young she was a cute girl
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So was Amy.

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I find Linsey Dawn Mckenzie about as attractive venereal disease. Truly the definition of a bulldog chewing wasp.



Also I once had the "pleasure" of meeting Michelle Collins. Her skin looked like wrinkled leather with the complexion of a smacked arse.

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All i can think is some of my brother (Ok a few of you are distant third cousins at best) members are sorely starved for a bit of the old in and out business (Sorry if i got too technical there ).

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As in same pig , same month but wow what a difference




Mmmmmm Kelly Osbourne , be still my twitching groin.



Oh wait you are being still.

Holy shit , in fact i think he's gone back up


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Jennifer Lopez
Something about the hype surrounding her just puts me off despite her looks

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Something about the hype surrounding her just puts me off despite her looks


I`ll thank you but you`re mad , mad i tell ya mad

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Actually to be fair i fully get what you`re saying , especially after being forced to sit through five minutes of American Idol and watching that albeit gorgeous woman behave in such a phony fawning false manner she turned me completely off.

A total physical beauty true



But a real life reality check is long overdue
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Remember, she's just "Jenny from the block."
Used to have a little ego but now she`s got a lot

Still she`ll never forget where she came from
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