Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 300

**Baranovich** · December 28th, 2013, 11:34 PM

"Tell me young crone, is this Putney?"

"That it be, that it BE!"

"'Yes it is', NOT 'that it be'. You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist."

Estreeter · December 29th, 2013, 09:21 AM

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

**Baranovich** · December 29th, 2013, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

Well done indeed, Steven Wright one of the best!! I saw him live in CT back in 1986, great day of my life.

"I fish with a dotted line - I catch every other fish."

"I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add."

"If I'm ever talking and you can't hear me it's because I'm speaking in parentheses."

"I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time."

MaxJoker · December 29th, 2013, 06:36 PM

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

~ Lao Tzu

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

~ Napoleon Bonaparte

What`s do`s you`s mean`s i`s black ?.

~ Stevie Wonder

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

~ Albert Einstein

**tsunamiSD** · December 29th, 2013, 09:43 PM

to his dad:

Would you sign this parental excuse to get me out of the next 11-1/2 years of school?

to Hobbes:

I think that the short attention span of television is great. As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

to Hobbes:

3 billion years ago, the first bacteria appeared. Then sea life, dinosaurs, birds, mammals, and finally, a million years ago, man. Now, in 1988, there's me... the acme of evolution.

**Mal Hombre** · December 30th, 2013, 01:54 PM

"A gentleman from Nacogdoches, in Texas, informs us, that, whilst there, he dined in public with col. Crockett, who had just arrived from Tennessee. The old bear-hunter, on being toasted, made a speech to the Texians, replete with his usual dry humor. He began nearly in this style: "I am told, gentlemen, that, when a stranger, like myself, arrives among you, the first inquiry is - what brought you here? To satisfy your curiosity at once to myself, I will tell you all about it. I was, for some years, a member of congress. In my last canvass, I told the people of my district, that, if they saw fit to re-elect me, I would serve them as faithfully as I had done; but, if not, they might go to Hell, and I would go to Texas. I was beaten, gentlemen, and here I am." The roar of applause was like a thunder-burst. Louisville Journal.

**sweatyhat** · December 31st, 2013, 04:53 PM

"Rugby... a combination of opera, ballet and murder." Cliff Morgan (1930-2013)

**DTravel** · January 2nd, 2014, 02:30 AM

"In the year A.D. 2014 journalists will be writing on the centenary of The Great War - that is, if there has not been a Greater War."

F.J.M., The Journalist (1934)

**Baranovich** · January 2nd, 2014, 09:51 AM

"That is one big pile of shit."

- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park 1993

MaxJoker · January 2nd, 2014, 05:25 PM

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

~ George Bernard Shaw

Be kind whenever possible. As if you wish to be it is always possible.

~ Dalai Lama

Some women feel the best cure for a broken heart is to break somebody else`s.

~ Gene Tierney

December 28th, 2013, 11:34 PM	#2991
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,101 Thanked 47,222 Times in 2,169 Posts	Blackadder Season II... "Tell me young crone, is this Putney?" "That it be, that it BE!" "'Yes it is', NOT 'that it be'. You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist." __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."

December 29th, 2013, 09:21 AM	#2992
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,893 Times in 60,322 Posts	I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 29th, 2013, 06:36 PM	#2994
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves. ~ Lao Tzu Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte What`s do`s you`s mean`s i`s black ?. ~ Stevie Wonder Imagination is more important than knowledge. ~ Albert Einstein __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 29th, 2013, 09:43 PM	#2995
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,025 Thanks: 633,290 Thanked 640,327 Times in 53,108 Posts	Calvin to his dad: Would you sign this parental excuse to get me out of the next 11-1/2 years of school? to Hobbes: I think that the short attention span of television is great. As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway. to Hobbes: 3 billion years ago, the first bacteria appeared. Then sea life, dinosaurs, birds, mammals, and finally, a million years ago, man. Now, in 1988, there's me... the acme of evolution. Last edited by tsunamiSD; December 30th, 2013 at 08:59 PM..

December 30th, 2013, 01:54 PM	#2996
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,787 Times in 57,565 Posts	"A gentleman from Nacogdoches, in Texas, informs us, that, whilst there, he dined in public with col. Crockett, who had just arrived from Tennessee. The old bear-hunter, on being toasted, made a speech to the Texians, replete with his usual dry humor. He began nearly in this style: "I am told, gentlemen, that, when a stranger, like myself, arrives among you, the first inquiry is - what brought you here? To satisfy your curiosity at once to myself, I will tell you all about it. I was, for some years, a member of congress. In my last canvass, I told the people of my district, that, if they saw fit to re-elect me, I would serve them as faithfully as I had done; but, if not, they might go to Hell, and I would go to Texas. I was beaten, gentlemen, and here I am." The roar of applause was like a thunder-burst. Louisville Journal. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 31st, 2013, 04:53 PM	#2997
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	"Rugby... a combination of opera, ballet and murder." Cliff Morgan (1930-2013) __________________

January 2nd, 2014, 02:30 AM	#2998
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,817 Thanks: 10,480 Thanked 207,355 Times in 23,726 Posts	"In the year A.D. 2014 journalists will be writing on the centenary of The Great War - that is, if there has not been a Greater War." F.J.M., The Journalist (1934) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

January 2nd, 2014, 09:51 AM	#2999
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,101 Thanked 47,222 Times in 2,169 Posts	"That is one big pile of shit." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park 1993 __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."

January 2nd, 2014, 05:25 PM	#3000
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	There is no sincerer love than the love of food. ~ George Bernard Shaw Be kind whenever possible. As if you wish to be it is always possible. ~ Dalai Lama Some women feel the best cure for a broken heart is to break somebody else`s. ~ Gene Tierney __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.