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Old February 29th, 2008, 11:00 AM   #11
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I sent it to my brother and he came up with blue wrench,so I've a psycho in the family Lol.I got the missus to do it and she came up with blue hammer.The fact that my brother and her both picked their colour as blue is making me suspicious and that she chose a hammer makes me nervous,have I stumbled on a plot to get rid of me.Lol
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 03:53 PM   #12
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Black hammer
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Old March 11th, 2008, 04:38 AM   #13
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I'm with classicdude. Red spanner too.
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Old March 11th, 2008, 09:16 AM   #14
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Blue screwdriver.
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Old March 11th, 2008, 12:40 PM   #15
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Red hammer = officially weirded out.
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Red hammer... amazing!
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Old March 11th, 2008, 01:34 PM   #17
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I wait for the moment someone asks: "Is a pink dildo a tool too?"
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Old March 26th, 2008, 11:34 AM   #18
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Also red hammer. Weird
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orange hammer. close to normal...
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Old March 27th, 2008, 05:13 PM   #20
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Got an orange hammer here too.....maybe I'm just colour blind!
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