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May 20th, 2017, 10:33 PM	#801
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,191 Times in 60,069 Posts	Never have I boken into another person's marriage reception to get food Never have I ever dreamed about dinosaurs Never have I ever argued with someone on the internet Never have I ever watched a gay pride parade

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May 21st, 2017, 11:05 AM	#802
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,804 Times in 60,322 Posts	Never have I ever....... Stood on a rake Chopped the head off and snake Been involved in a food fight with birthday cake ....... until last night __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 21st, 2017, 12:07 PM	#803
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,151 Times in 30,298 Posts	Watching my granddaughter and Charlie our Maltese terrier sitting together on the back porch, never have I ever been more certain that children and dogs can talk to each other.

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May 21st, 2017, 12:29 PM	#804
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,191 Times in 60,069 Posts	Never have I ever gotten a full body wax Never have I ever gone to a nude beach Never have I ever been bitchslapped by anyone Never have I ever stolen candy from a kid

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May 22nd, 2017, 02:16 AM	#805
axdx I Love the 80's Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vice City Posts: 4,488 Thanks: 282,234 Thanked 68,264 Times in 4,224 Posts	Never have i ever played loud music so my neighbors can hear it. Never have i ever been bitten by a recluse spider. Never have i ever watched barney & friends and nor will i ever.

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May 22nd, 2017, 02:29 AM	#806
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: - Had my neighbors complain about loud music. (because I have awesome taste !!!!) - ridden a shark whilst jousting the tilt. - Not invited all the neighbors to a bbq. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 23rd, 2017, 08:24 AM	#807
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,804 Times in 60,322 Posts	Never have I ever ...... Been inside a working tumble dryer Not studied a pizza place flyer Cursed my beloved deep fryer __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 23rd, 2017, 08:46 AM	#808
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,703 Times in 57,565 Posts	Never have I : Waggled My hips Swallowed orange pips Turned down chips.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 23rd, 2017, 12:05 PM	#809
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,191 Times in 60,069 Posts	Never have I ever driven a taxi Never have I ever driven a luxury full size car Never have I ever driven a tractor Never have I ever driven a bulldozer

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May 25th, 2017, 09:37 PM	#810
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: Ridden a dinosaur Liked the sight of gore. Paid money to a whore. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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