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Old April 24th, 2009, 01:03 AM   #91
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Remember Ladies
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 10:29 AM   #92
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maureen found a new place to park her bike !!!
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 10:36 AM   #93
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" your taking the piss now , i'm not even wearing a chastity belt !!!"
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 10:58 AM   #94
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controversy over the new Milka chocolate bar advert!
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 03:16 PM   #95
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Suspect imprisoned for committing Mass Moo-der.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 03:34 PM   #96
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Bovine Flu alert!!
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Old May 6th, 2009, 02:38 AM   #97
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Don't have a cow, ma'am!
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Old May 6th, 2009, 03:10 AM   #98
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On further expection of the Dairy farm the truth behind "whipped topping" is revealed.
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Because she lost her left leg due to the unfortunate result of gravity, a piano leg is immediately used as a prosthetic support for her left asteroid.
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that's udderly ridiculous!
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