Did your mum find your porn mags?

[73north]

I kept mine well hidden in the loft ( I left my house aged 31 ) so she never found them

[73north]

The most embarrassing thing my Dad ever did to me was when I was 15 and chatting to a lovely girl in the evening in a Hotel Reading Room - and getting on famously ..
and I am giving the impression of a man of the world
then he walks in and says ' Your Mother says its time for you to go to bed ! "

what could I do but says politely to my Dad , Thank you -
I did not say anything stronger as I wanted to just paper over it all and
get the hell away - and slouch off , feeling like a complete idiot in front of her

not happy that night

[Toxic Dog]

I'd have been around 15 or 16, and one weekend we were expecting a visit from my grandparents. The day before, Mother Dearest very casually said to me word to the effect of "make sure you haven't left any of those naughty magazines lying around".

I was a bit surprised that she knew, but nevertheless I took that as half a green light that my fogies were OK with it (after all, my dad had his own stash that I'd stumbled across completely by accident when I was about 11). I'd always kept the "stronger" stuff (Playbirds, Whitehouse etc.) cunningly concealed in boxes-inside-boxes, but I usually had a couple of Clubs, Mayfairs or Fiestas not exactly on open display in my room, but often casually mixed in among or on top of "ordinary" mags, so that was what she must have been referring to.

[Dennis Menace]

For those who may say no, how do you know?

[anglocat]

When I look back, I don't think I was particularly adept at hiding mine. There wasn't some discreet hole which I'd cut in my bedroom wall, or some secret compartment in the deepest recesses of my wardrobe. That said, I didn't really accumulate a sizeable "stash" of mags etc. until my late teens.

I don't remember being taken to task at any stage by my mother. I suspect that she knew what was going on, but simply chose not to confront me about it. When the time came to get rid of them all, I just disposed of them quietly, and there was a kind of "unspoken" acknowledgement between us.

[longjon73]

I tried to be discreet, but Mum definitely knew they were there. No big confrontation, but every so often she'd make some comment about my naughty magazines and, in a fit of embarrassment, I'd throw them out. When I think of all the vintage mags I lost that way! There were pics that meant a lot to me, and I've only rediscovered some (not all) of them decades later on VEF.

None of which, though, was nearly as embarrassing as having her walk in when you were in the middle of a J Arthur. I think the moral of this story is, I really needed a lock on my door.

[saddo]

There's a hideous memory I had tried to forget.

I had been away on s school trip and I had not tidied up carefully enough after a quick wank the night before I left . As a result, a few pictures of Judi Gibbs had fallen out of another magazine under my bed and my mother found them while I was away. The fact she was looking under my bed suggested she was looking for something to get upset about, which was definitely her way. When I got home from my trip, she took me to one side and gave me a stern talking to about how "disappointed" she was, with the "rather disgusting pictures" she had found under my bed and how I had to "dispose of them" and how I was going to "grow up to be a filthy old man". Mind you, this is the same woman who told me I was disgusting and degenerate because she caught me kissing a girl when I was about 17 and also told my first proper girlfriend that she could do much better than me. With hindsight it is amazing I grew up to be as normal as I am.

[paul chen]

Originally Posted by anglocat

When I look back, I don't think I was particularly adept at hiding mine. There wasn't some discreet hole which I'd cut in my bedroom wall, or some secret compartment in the deepest recesses of my wardrobe. That said, I didn't really accumulate a sizeable "stash" of mags etc. until my late teens.

I don't remember being taken to task at any stage by my mother. I suspect that she knew what was going on, but simply chose not to confront me about it. When the time came to get rid of them all, I just disposed of them quietly, and there was a kind of "unspoken" acknowledgement between us.

Similar story to mine. I had a small stash of soft core big tit magazines in the mid-1980's (GEM and BUSEN magazines with lots of Titanic Toni, Candy Kane, Candy samples pics etc.). I was still living at home when I went on a trip overseas for a couple of months and I had my stash hidden at the top of my closet in my room, under some old clothes.

When I got back home from the trip the mags were still in the same closet but I was sure they had been moved. It would only have been my Mum who would have been in the closet, so I am sure she must have found them, but she didn't say anything to me. I felt a bit funny the first time I had a wank with them that night, thinking my Mum must have seen them, but that didn't stop me wanking hard to my big tit goddesses!!

[greg7474]

Mum found mine to, she was OK about it just told me they shouldn't leave my room or be left out in open if we had any guests. Especially the 'used' ones

[vintage39]

My mum knew I had them ,but was quite "liberal" , and used to say that it meant I had a "healthy mind" LOL
When she passed away , I found HER porn mag (She only had one ,that I found ) featuring pics of naked men . I quickly binned it ,before anyone else found it