Did your mum find your porn mags? - Page 28

**cicciobuki** · October 3rd, 2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

To be honest, most birds I know assume men have a porn stash. And know we are wankers to boot!

Might as well have one then

**SpermShooter** · October 4th, 2011, 12:42 AM

Not only did my mother find my whack stack I honestly thought her head was going to explode. I've never seen a woman so angry. I think for several years after it had kind of a negative effect on me emotionally, like I was supposed to be ashamed for being attracted to girls...but I got over that

slowhand81 · October 5th, 2011, 12:18 AM

My parents caught me a number of times recording movies off the Playboy Channel when I was 16 and 17. I remember getting a lecture and having to forfeit my tapes. It was embarrassing more than anything else, Amazingly, my Dad later gave most of the videos back and said something like "you're old enough, I don't care what you watch". I guess they realized I was a lost cause.

jewelman · October 28th, 2011, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

It is terrible that wanking is seen as a sin by some. I know all the debate for and against porn; girly mags in my day were so tame compared to todays cyber smut. When I was at school there was no sex education. I went to a boys' school. So looking at naked females and reading the fictional stories was our sex education.

I totally agree with that. I don't see how anyone can get upset about people wanking and looking at porn mags. I had no sex education either at school and went to an all boys school too. The porn mags I looked at were an introduction to sex. My mum found my mags all the time and she thankfully didn't care. The problem has been more with girlfriends who haven't liked them and wondered why I need them. I suppose I don't need them but I love them, I love looking at all the different type of girls I lust after. My new girlfriend now who is a lot older than me is more chilled and understands that and knows i love to wank over these pictures as well as making love to her. Would be great if everyone chilled out and enjoyed and celebrated lust.

Rrrory · November 16th, 2011, 07:34 AM

I remember my mum finding my stash of mags mostly Fiestas and Parades...anyway she told me to throw them out to be burnt, bye bye wank fodder. She must have told my Aunt about it as a while after my Aunt said I could use her and my Uncles stash!! She just said come round take a couple and return them after,so long as I didn't stick the pages together it was fine. After a while I found the polaroids that she kept of her displaying her pink!! Instant hard on :-)

draghunt · November 16th, 2011, 11:09 AM

My Mother found mine and she was good about it. We used to swop mag as she was in to reading Forum & Fiesta magazines.

Sheriff · November 16th, 2011, 01:42 PM

No but I had a close call.
Had a couple in my school bag to sell to a mate. Mom took me to the coach pick up in the car so I get in holding on to my bag and she says "You've forgot to put your tie on" Out the car in the house, up stairs grabbed tie, put it on while charging down the stairs jump in the car and there she is looking in my school bag. "Just seeing what you've got hidden in here" but she didn't find them.

**erdnuss** · November 25th, 2011, 06:30 AM

hello,

my mama didnt find a porn mag, but:

i did have a copy of a VHS RIBU movie. and my mama did have a friend.
so, my mama found the copy. the box of this VHS casette shows not that it was a porn movie inside.

she only wanted to watch a film with her friend, unknown, she took the VHS casette to her friend to watch it with him together.....

she was amazed (german: erstaunt), that it was a porn movie.
she was maybe 44 or 49 years old as it was her first time she did seen a porn movie...
she dont was angry with me, about that i did have this.

R. I. P. mama, it was a nice time on earth with you!!!!

shmocky....

(sorry my engl isnt perfect)

overhere · November 25th, 2011, 03:04 PM

funny story for you ..i had a bean bag in my bedroom that had a hole in it...stuffed a mag in it and forgot....didnt want bean bag any more so aunty took it to a needlecraft class to use as stuffing for whatever they stuff..guess what they found...she threw it at me in fron of my parents....big hole swallow me up sort of moment..sooooo funny to remeber it now...

Mathman · December 1st, 2011, 08:14 PM

My mom came upon my stash once. I had gotten my hands on the full run of a Silwa publication called "Fiction in Love" when I was 10, and I'd carefully hidden it and used it carefully and sparingly. It was worth its weight in gold to me. The only other mag I had was much later, a Schulmaedchen in which a blonde gets fucked by a black guy in a gym. I hid the stuff quite carefully in the dead space under the lowest shelf of a cabinet. Only by taking the shelf out could you get to the stash.

One day, at 14, I was having a homework session that I decided to brighten up with some alternative studying. Lo and behold, the stairs creaked. Quickly, and with some practice under my belt, I replaced the mag and put the shelf back. Except I was too hasty, and the shelf jammed in the supports, stuck.

When my mom came in, she saw me fidgeting, and wanted to know what mischief I was up to. I felt embarassed, but mostly because I was caught not doing my homework. My mom was very strict on homework.

She went ballistic, and gave me the only spanking I received during my teens. The mags were forever lost. Too bad, I remember them well. Unfortunately, I've not been able to find any scans of them. It was a great loss.

My mom was odd with sexuality. She never minded me looking at girls, nor even playing doctor, and actually encouraged me to get some experience with girls during my teens. But on the subjects of masturbation and porn she was the complete opposite, and enforced it quite strictly. Still the greatest mom in the world, mind you!

November 16th, 2011, 01:42 PM	#277
Sheriff Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 8 Thanks: 3,682 Thanked 35 Times in 6 Posts	No but I had a close call. Had a couple in my school bag to sell to a mate. Mom took me to the coach pick up in the car so I get in holding on to my bag and she says "You've forgot to put your tie on" Out the car in the house, up stairs grabbed tie, put it on while charging down the stairs jump in the car and there she is looking in my school bag. "Just seeing what you've got hidden in here" but she didn't find them. __________________ Favourites: Lisa Forward Angela Lea Helen Labdon Sarah Jaffer Louise Payne

November 25th, 2011, 06:30 AM	#278
erdnuss R.I.P. Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 4,245 Thanks: 44,385 Thanked 240,260 Times in 4,064 Posts	did mama find a porn mag hello, my mama didnt find a porn mag, but: i did have a copy of a VHS RIBU movie. and my mama did have a friend. so, my mama found the copy. the box of this VHS casette shows not that it was a porn movie inside. she only wanted to watch a film with her friend, unknown, she took the VHS casette to her friend to watch it with him together..... she was amazed (german: erstaunt), that it was a porn movie. she was maybe 44 or 49 years old as it was her first time she did seen a porn movie... she dont was angry with me, about that i did have this. R. I. P. mama, it was a nice time on earth with you!!!! shmocky.... (sorry my engl isnt perfect) __________________ all scans are mine.. if not i made a note. when you re-post my scans anywhere, please give a credit To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 4th, 2011, 12:42 AM	#272
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,801 Thanked 5,392 Times in 448 Posts	Not only did my mother find my whack stack I honestly thought her head was going to explode. I've never seen a woman so angry. I think for several years after it had kind of a negative effect on me emotionally, like I was supposed to be ashamed for being attracted to girls...but I got over that

October 5th, 2011, 12:18 AM	#273
slowhand81 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 113 Thanks: 95 Thanked 855 Times in 102 Posts	My parents caught me a number of times recording movies off the Playboy Channel when I was 16 and 17. I remember getting a lecture and having to forfeit my tapes. It was embarrassing more than anything else, Amazingly, my Dad later gave most of the videos back and said something like "you're old enough, I don't care what you watch". I guess they realized I was a lost cause.

November 16th, 2011, 07:34 AM	#275
Rrrory Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 3 Thanks: 41 Thanked 38 Times in 3 Posts	I remember my mum finding my stash of mags mostly Fiestas and Parades...anyway she told me to throw them out to be burnt, bye bye wank fodder. She must have told my Aunt about it as a while after my Aunt said I could use her and my Uncles stash!! She just said come round take a couple and return them after,so long as I didn't stick the pages together it was fine. After a while I found the polaroids that she kept of her displaying her pink!! Instant hard on :-)

November 16th, 2011, 11:09 AM	#276
draghunt Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 3 Thanks: 7 Thanked 39 Times in 3 Posts	My Mother found mine and she was good about it. We used to swop mag as she was in to reading Forum & Fiesta magazines.

November 25th, 2011, 03:04 PM	#279
overhere Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 14 Thanks: 20 Thanked 34 Times in 3 Posts	funny story for you ..i had a bean bag in my bedroom that had a hole in it...stuffed a mag in it and forgot....didnt want bean bag any more so aunty took it to a needlecraft class to use as stuffing for whatever they stuff..guess what they found...she threw it at me in fron of my parents....big hole swallow me up sort of moment..sooooo funny to remeber it now...

December 1st, 2011, 08:14 PM	#280
Mathman Junior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1 Thanks: 1 Thanked 21 Times in 1 Post	My mom came upon my stash once. I had gotten my hands on the full run of a Silwa publication called "Fiction in Love" when I was 10, and I'd carefully hidden it and used it carefully and sparingly. It was worth its weight in gold to me. The only other mag I had was much later, a Schulmaedchen in which a blonde gets fucked by a black guy in a gym. I hid the stuff quite carefully in the dead space under the lowest shelf of a cabinet. Only by taking the shelf out could you get to the stash. One day, at 14, I was having a homework session that I decided to brighten up with some alternative studying. Lo and behold, the stairs creaked. Quickly, and with some practice under my belt, I replaced the mag and put the shelf back. Except I was too hasty, and the shelf jammed in the supports, stuck. When my mom came in, she saw me fidgeting, and wanted to know what mischief I was up to. I felt embarassed, but mostly because I was caught not doing my homework. My mom was very strict on homework. She went ballistic, and gave me the only spanking I received during my teens. The mags were forever lost. Too bad, I remember them well. Unfortunately, I've not been able to find any scans of them. It was a great loss. My mom was odd with sexuality. She never minded me looking at girls, nor even playing doctor, and actually encouraged me to get some experience with girls during my teens. But on the subjects of masturbation and porn she was the complete opposite, and enforced it quite strictly. Still the greatest mom in the world, mind you!