If You Were MaxJoker - Page 2

**buttsie** · February 9th, 2015, 08:34 AM

Head straight to the Bank to make my daily deposit

To find new material for vef

**Brecht** · February 9th, 2015, 08:37 AM

If the man in the mirror talked back and said "I'll be your Huckleberry", I'd be confused, thinking I'm this guy:

That, of course, would be a huge dissapointment because I always wanted to be Max.

**sweatyhat** · February 9th, 2015, 10:47 AM

...after waking with a sticky belly having (possibly) dreamt the
soothing trills of an Antipodean with an invaginated hand....

... I'd shower and contemplate my existence, my purpose in life...

...and remember that I was sent here on a mission, a quest
for which others of my sub-species have strived and died...

...friends beg me to desist but I am steadfast in my quest...

...the quest for...

...impregnating genetically compatible human females

Am I getting it wrong, surely babies don't come out of there too?

**deepsepia** · February 9th, 2015, 11:07 AM

If I were MaxJoker, I'd be the one putting the chill of fear back into Easter

Estreeter · February 9th, 2015, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norbert84

That, of course, would be a huge dissapointment because I always wanted to be Max.

Norb, mate......what in this appeals to ya

**Brecht** · February 9th, 2015, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Norb, mate......what in this appeals to ya

Huh, I guess I forgot to consider that becoming Max includes making his mistakes too.

**tygrkhat40** · February 9th, 2015, 01:46 PM

Since I believe in reciprocity, if I woke up as Max he would wake up as me.

Both of which are horrifying prospects.

Estreeter · February 9th, 2015, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Since I believe in reciprocity, if I woke up as Max he would wake up as me.

Both of which are horrifying prospects.

But would you swap back

MaxJoker · February 9th, 2015, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimitri Yar

If i were MaxJocker i shoot myself because it will only one MaxJocker

but

sorry

Yeah and you should be sorry too

Wasting bullets on yourself (Myself ?) like a common pygmy while Greenman is still alive ,and tormenting us all with his sheer gorgeousness

Then again if it was up to me (Having been paid the usual fee of my own body weight in pork scratchings ) I`d ask ,nay beg , nay plead for him to return to the Modding ranks (I said ranks) and lead us back into the golden age of V.E.F again.

... Sigh ...

Yes this may come as a surprise to you but that old sea dog Greenman was once a Mod..

Not that he likes to mention it ..

Not that anybody else likes to remember it either

**palo5** · February 9th, 2015, 07:20 PM

I'd do the same as him. First I'd choose the gold neck chains I wanted to wear. Max has more gold chains than a Mob Enforcer, so this can take time

His favorite has a gazillion diamonds on it:

Then I'd click fingers for a servant to bring breakfast. Click more fingers for coffee & cognac after breakfast. Here's his favorite cognac:

He consumes several of these per day, mostly after he sees what Estreeter has written about him

Then I'd call for chauffeur with the car. It's small, but he still fits inside

Yes, that's what happens most days. His early mornings are vigorous, and few could keep up with him. I'd do the same as him

February 9th, 2015, 10:47 AM	#13
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	If I were Maxloker... ...after waking with a sticky belly having (possibly) dreamt the soothing trills of an Antipodean with an invaginated hand.... ... I'd shower and contemplate my existence, my purpose in life... ...and remember that I was sent here on a mission, a quest for which others of my sub-species have strived and died... ...friends beg me to desist but I am steadfast in my quest... ...the quest for... ...impregnating genetically compatible human females Am I getting it wrong, surely babies don't come out of there too? __________________

February 9th, 2015, 01:46 PM	#17
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February 9th, 2015, 07:20 PM	#20
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	If I was MaxJoker looking in the mirror in the morning... I'd do the same as him. First I'd choose the gold neck chains I wanted to wear. Max has more gold chains than a Mob Enforcer, so this can take time His favorite has a gazillion diamonds on it: Then I'd click fingers for a servant to bring breakfast. Click more fingers for coffee & cognac after breakfast. Here's his favorite cognac: He consumes several of these per day, mostly after he sees what Estreeter has written about him Then I'd call for chauffeur with the car. It's small, but he still fits inside Yes, that's what happens most days. His early mornings are vigorous, and few could keep up with him. I'd do the same as him

February 9th, 2015, 08:34 AM	#11
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,298 Times in 12,746 Posts	Head straight to the Bank to make my daily deposit To find new material for vef

February 9th, 2015, 08:37 AM	#12
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	If the man in the mirror talked back and said "I'll be your Huckleberry", I'd be confused, thinking I'm this guy: That, of course, would be a huge dissapointment because I always wanted to be Max.

February 9th, 2015, 11:07 AM	#14
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,205 Thanks: 47,957 Thanked 83,444 Times in 7,199 Posts	If I were MaxJoker, I'd be the one putting the chill of fear back into Easter