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March 29th, 2018, 04:22 PM | #611 |
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Exactly Fellow Forum Fellas of the one true V.E.F faith . If Pixhost does hold true that will be outstanding ... So please feel free to Paypal me whatever amounts you believe this miracle deserves
So it should be.
Since you've nothing to confess. No sins created. Never more so given you've only ever run specific trucks off the road and selflessly unburdened them of the essentials
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March 29th, 2018, 07:38 PM | #612 |
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Oh Grand Cardinal, please help me to unburden my soul.
I recently received a message via LinkedIn from my ex's daughter and I had an impure thought. I'm not worried about the impure thought BTW - I just need absolution for continuing to be on that tedious, self-aggrandising crap site LinkedIn. How many Hail Marys am I in for? |
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March 31st, 2018, 10:38 AM | #613 | ||
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Bestest bestowed V.E.F blessings upon all`yeee Faithful Forum Flockers
Well why wouldn't I help
It`s not like you've blasphemously failed to thank at least the first nineteen pages of this Holy thread , is it Quote:
As understand he`s a forgiving man Quote:
Some of our loveliest Fellow Forum Fella`s are on LinkedIn Plus Greenman too The clue to heaven sent absolution is deftly hidden at the beginning of my sanctimonious reply
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March 31st, 2018, 11:03 AM | #614 |
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Yea,Verily Brother Thou must thank ,Thank til Thy wrist be sore,Thank as if Thy very soul were in peril,Only the most Abject thanker may avail Himself of His Holiness's munificence..
Mal Hombre,Very Arch Deacon & Forum Inquisitor
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March 31st, 2018, 10:20 PM | #615 |
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April 1st, 2018, 07:27 AM | #616 |
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Given the subject matter I think this belongs here.
I hope whoever perpetrated that mistake can be forgiven. |
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April 2nd, 2018, 01:09 PM | #617 |
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Provided whomever did thine deed repents.
With sincerity. By joining V.E.F and thanking every hallowed praise worthy post in this thread. Forgiveness shall be granted
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March 5th, 2019, 10:32 PM | #618 |
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Dear Modfather.
When I was younger, I took a girls virginity. In my defence I fully intended to give it back. |
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I admit that I have joined the thread to ask forgiveness of my sins, and that today I have been looking at impure photos of certain people named Britney, Paris, and Pamela at VEF.
I also admit that I think that "Exalted Cyclops of Cincinnati" is a cool title for a churchgoer. I am not IRL in the KKK, but I think that the Exalted Cyclops has a cool title. Blame this on my admittedly former hobby of Dungeons and Dragons in the fourth through sixth grade. No offense to anyone of any race who is reading this. Most people don't think that anything associated with the KKK is cool. The KKK in real life is a gross, ignorant organization. It is about being and thinking in collective terms. The KKK is the opposite of individual freedom. But I can admit that these weird Southerners who hate minorities have a title system that sounds like a combination of Dungeons and Dragons and a horror movie. Ku Klux Klan really is just Dungeons and Dragons for Southerners. You can be a wizard, a dragon, or a cyclops, but you have to dress like a garden gnome. And vote for the Trump Troll. |
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March 17th, 2019, 04:02 PM | #620 | |
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I said "Here"
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How dare you type such words Christ on a bike , and a Grand Cardinal too We`re a Holy Order here A religion like all Church-ie and regional Exactly. Taking is what we do Bugger giving anything back As penance find a girl named Mary , then introduce her to your proudest religious relic !. Although buy her dinner first
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