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Old March 17th, 2016, 04:39 PM   #1
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Welcome to the VEF Battle Royale The Battle Royale is a very tactical & strategic forum game with many complicated rules, so i donīt know if it works here

It goes like this: the first user posts one picture of his weapon of choice, the next poster starts Round 1 with quoting the picture of the first user and adding his picture of a weapon of choice in his post, to challenge the first user. Now another user comes, he chooses the winner of Round 1 by quoting the winning picture and adds a picture of his fave weapon and starts Round 2 and so on....
Sounds easy but here is the tricky part: For example the user has posted a picture of a Tank, the next user is allowed to use everything he wants as a weapon, a knife or a bazooka or a pink dildo or a Tornado Jet everything goes....so choose your weappon well. There are also 3 special rules:

1. Nuclear Weapons are forbidden. We here in VEF donīt like Nuclear weapons.

2. No brutal or extreme violent pictures. Watch the VEF rules.

3. No, you canīt quote your own weapon and make yourself win.
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Old March 17th, 2016, 04:42 PM   #2
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O.K. who wants to challenge me

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Old March 17th, 2016, 04:52 PM   #3
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Thumbs up Bring it, Bring it !!! Hopefully I read the rules correctly !

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Well Ninja, your knife attack was just deflected with a chair shot to the head!


And I'm not talking about the aluminum stuff they use for chairs in WWE!
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Old March 17th, 2016, 05:08 PM   #4
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I'm going to have to award that round to Jake..
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Old March 17th, 2016, 06:31 PM   #5
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Now for Round 2..

The Cavalry Sabre...
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Old March 17th, 2016, 06:42 PM   #6
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Had a pile of nukes at the ready.....good job the baseship has a stock of bacterial weapons eh?



Behold, the uncurable Man Flu!

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Old March 17th, 2016, 07:56 PM   #7
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In the interests of salvaging the thread,I'm using My authority (Such As It Is) to award the round to westfield,So any takers for round 3 ?
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Old March 17th, 2016, 08:09 PM   #8
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Ok, no biological warefare Master Hombre..

Please remove my posts here before i fuck up the game even more
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Round 3 goes to sandy Say Hello to my lil friend

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